I am myopic, but really don’t like bifocals, so in order to focus on anything less than about 3 feet away I have to take my glasses off. Usually I prop them up on top of my head so forgetting where I left them is only a problem until I look in the mirror.
Hah, only the easily satisfied stop looking once they have found them, who knows what else you may have forgotten, like your cat for instance?
Reading glasses. With them on, you can’t focus at longer distances so you take them off to walk around.
I found a note from the cat. He passed the bar and moved to Dallas to practice law.
Entropy works backwards if you buy multiple pair of reading glasses. They start to cluster, and given enough time all pairs end up in the same place.
Plus my glasses cost around eighty dollars a pair, so multiple pairs is not an attractive option.
It really doesn’t take that long to add up to $80 worth of aggravation looking for glasses when you only have one pair.
But think how aggravated I’d be if I paid four hundred dollars and then lost all five pairs.
Next time you lose them, best thing is to check beside @Beckdawrek 's tv remote:
I’m thinking they fell in the black hole that is conveniently under your home. At least there’s one under mine. I’m afraid I’ve lost so many things that it will disrupt the space/time thingy and I’ll disappear as well.
Crossed fingers!
The good news is that when you fall through the black hole, all your stuff will be there waiting for you.