Where the heck is my MMP?

I could lend you mine.

Stupid cat was so dumb that he didn’t really recognise that if he got out on the porch he should stay there if he wanted back in, which I think he did, because it was December. And because he had no sense of direction or any brain he wandered away. So, what you need to do is remove their brains.

Howdy from East Albeeeeeeny Medical Center. Yeah, I have such excitatement in my life. The teevee is blarin’ one of those judge shows. Apparently one neighbor’s dog et another neighbor’s dog or sump’n like that. Well, like they say, it is dog eat dog out there! :smiley:

I’m back at work, trying to catch up on about 75 emails, most of which don’t affect me at all.

Oh yeah - BLURF! I really didn’t want to get up at the ass crack of dawn today.

I’m not a hunnert percent sure, but the last post before this could be a possible job for Nava perhaps? :smiley:

Got my yearly boob squishing today.

Owie.

Your cats haz brains? You couldn’t prove it by the way ours act most of the time.

The weatherman keeps promising 22ºCanajun today but so far it’s only 14º and threatening rain. I want real Spring, dammit!

I’m finally caught up.

Yay for son, soapy! Glad you had a good weekend, BooFae and Rebo. Sorry for VWife’s lupus, bobbio. Sorry for the lack of sleep LiLi and FCM. Good luck getting over the sinus stuff, gotti. BTDT and don’t want it back! OK, I’m sure there was more, but that’s all I can remember.

We had an “up north” weekend with KT’s parents at a resort that they like to go to in the off season. It was nice, even if the lakes were still frozen over. Someday it will get warm. Maybe. We saw a couple eagles and a few loons, though, and it was warm enough on Sunday to get out for a nice bike ride. So a good weekend.

I took Monday off and got some “gardening” done in our raised beds on the patio. And the new washer was delivered. Top loading high-efficiency LG. It works like a charm. I can put in ALL of our towels in one load and it still spins. I can put in ALL of our lights or ALL of our darks in one load and it still spins. I can put in a full set of queen sized flannel sheets with pillow cases and it still spins! It’s amazing. It’s like it works as intended. It’s not cantankerous. It doesn’t cop an attitude when I ask it to do its job! Wow.

Then yesterday was a madhouse at work. I did have a phone interview for one of my two open positions. Someone from the college that I went to so that was fun. Now I just need a few other candidates so I can pick from a bunch. And then I need to get one of them in here so I can actually leave before 6! It is going well, though. Just too busy doing two jobs while I try to hire my backfill.

I swear, this is the LAST day I’m sitting home sick. Feeling better so far today - sore throat is gone, most of the headache-y feeling is gone, just some residual phlegminess.

I’m watching Life of Henry VIII with Charles Laughton on TCM right now. I can’t believe I never saw this before, it’s awesome!

Home, sans adult supervision. **FCD **is somewhere in PA, not to return till some time Firday. Daughter should be home in an hour or so. I’m making quiche for supper. It’s warm, but unlike my sweetie, I don’t mind it at these temps, so the a/c is off and the windows are open.

Not only do I not care about the royal wedding, I didn’t care about the others either. But I know of at least one person who’s taking off to watch it. :rolleyes: Whatever. Free country and all that.

And that’s all I’ve got for now. It’s sorta clouding over - rain would be nice. C’mon, Firday!!

I’d get in trouble for taking a nap at work, wouldn’t I?

**ShinyCat **- yeah, especially if you’re an air traffic controller… :wink:

Oh, like I could get that job.

Spousal unit just called me from his hotel - he sounded exhausted. I’m going to sign off and assume the knit position.

Kisses!!

Howdy Y’all! I’m still waitin’ on tstorms. Where are they! :dubious:

Steak, friggin’ good N.O.T. and sallit for dindin. Yeah, we had steak on Monday, we just wanted it again tonight.

I’s gettin’ sleepified. A nice rainy night to sleep through would be nice.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

Is that the one with Angela Lansbury as wife no. 5, or was it 6?
Dammit! I just tried to look it up and the interwebz says I’m fulla crap. It was Elsa Lancaster as wife #4. I don’t believe it. I remember Angela in that movie and I shall continue to remember her in that movie, and you can’t stop me, Bwahahahahaha!

Plusalso, I couldn’t care less about the royal wedding. They’re nice enough young people I suppose, i just don’t want to be a voyeur in their lives.

Rosie’s sig to all, and to all a good night.

Ummm, storms are in Alabama, swampy. With tornadoes. :eek::eek::eek: Hope Annie and family are far away from the bad storms. It sounds like they’re seriously awful.

Also, it’s raining here. We are offering our extra rain to the rain deprived. For free. At no extra charge. Cuz we’ve had quite enough.

Tired. Brother is on his way to Michigan, so I’m without adult supervision as well.

All this wedding stuff is very odd. I remember getting up with my grandmother to watch Charles and Diana’s, but a) I was practically a kid, and b) it was before 24-hour news and internet overload.

Off to knit something.

Hugs.

GT

Royal wedding? What royal wedding?

Actually, I really have avoided it. I know they’re getting married, that’s about it.

Attacks Husband showed up for dinner and is giving Gnat his bath and then I’m putting him to bed. Gnat, not A.T. I have a truly amazing story about Attacks Husband in England, but I’ll share it sometime when TomKitten’s not awake and wanting me.

Ah the Royal wedding…I have been asked several times when I have been out and about if I have been invited/do I know anyone who is going/are my family Royal etc because ya know… I am English:p

I want to see the dress because I am kind of a sucker for weddings but I feel kind of sorry for her. It may seem like a fancy life but it is indentured servitude to the Windsor clan, her life will never be normal again and god-dammit she better produce an heir!

Anyway…

Crab cakes for dinner methinks. Running database reports has kicked my ass all day but I got a reasonable amount accomplished and because I have had no adult supervision for two weeks (mr ems still in TX) or human interaction at all since Saturday (working from the house does that…)I am going to take some pain killers and head out for a walk along the river parkway near the house just to get the hell out.

I got all caught up in '81 ('82?) because I was a twentysomething who still believed in the fairy tale. Now, I couldn’t give two farthings.

Just had a tornado or 2 in the southside DC suburbs.