Bingo!
The IRS agent that Peter sees.
“Paul Harvey moves seamlessly into commercial.”
I can’t remember her name, but it’s the bitter old shut-in that Brian has to take care of as his DUI punishment, who eventually becomes his soulmate until he accidentally gets her run over by a truck.
“I totally didn’t see that one coming.”
The red-shirted ensign when William Shatner is hit by a car.
“That’s right…all the tea!”
Peter when he tries to ransom Tibet
“when I give up my plans of world domination to settle down with a rough trick named Jim.”
Brian, imitating Stewie.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have kinky sex with a cheap hooker.”
Tom Tucker…'s evil twin brother Todd Tucker, out to destroy his brother’s reputation.
“You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.”
“You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.”
Death’s would-be girlfriend, just before he decides he’s had enough.
“Oh, sorry Honey, you know you can’t sneak up on me like that!”
The ninja in the Willie Wanka spoof episode.
“Now smell her a little.”
Peter during his feminine sensitivity retreat.
“Party over heeeere”
Cleveland in Da Bomb
“Dammit, do I have to listen to this drivel 24 hours a day?!”
I haven’t seen a response to this one. It is Peter after being stabbed.
Only slightly. Only slightly.
Tom Tucker answering his own question when asking Neil Goldman if his mustache tickles women when he kisses them.
“FREE THE BEAST!”
It’s from when Peter punctures his lung with a fork while competing with Chris, actually.
Lois.
“Good day, shopkeep!”
Lois in “Lethal Weapons”
“YEAH! BRING ON THE PAIN!”
Joe, watching his Steven Segal movies on headphones while his wife sleeps.
“You kids want to see a dead body?”
Chris while being controlled by Stewie.
“Wait honey. Let’s get the whole family in this.”
Thomas Jefferson.
“Doing your… son?”
Peter during a job interview.
“Now is the winter of your discontent!”