Stewie, just before hitting Brian with the snowball bazooka.
“Dick Armey.”
Al Gore. Peter then gets in on the “joke” by asking if his wife’s name is Vagina Coastguard.
“Um . . . you did it.”
Actually now that I think about it, that should be
“Um . . . it was you.”
Peter meeting with the IRS agent after he fahts.
“Come. Give heed.”
Peter blaming the other guy in the elevator for farting.
“DAMN!! Young brother just slept with his MOTHER!!!”
The talking drifter doll that Peter demonstrates to his father.
“I came for the juice.”
bump (hey, I’m having fun with this thread)
The pimp who goes back to 1955 with Rufus Griffin in “Black to the Future” (although I think young brother just kissed his mother).
“Shazaam!”
Pawtucket Pat to Peter, in the bar-in-the-basement episode. Peter’s answer to that was “Woah, woah, woah, I don’t swing that way, pal.”
Peter, in bed with Lois, when Meg has her friends over.
“Riding on the bus, riding on the bus…”
Peter in “No Bones About It” when he gets his theme music from the genie
“You know, the sad part is, he wasn’t always evil.”
Chris, lamenting the evil monkey in his room.
“He was different enough as it is.”
Twinkie the Kid’s parents
“Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?”
Brian, during his stint working part-time at Cracker Barrel (or some similar shop).
“So… who’s Steve?”
and my “I came for the juice” is still on the board.
Grizzly Adams’ bear(boyfriend?)
“I’ll be fine as long as I have Mrs. Garrett’s giant rack to look at.”
Mayor West, recovering from his toxic waste bath.
“You’re so far in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents.”
Diane to Tom Tucker in “The Little Rascals” episode?
“We strike at dawn…I’m serious this time.”
One cloud, to another.
“It’s obeying all the rules!”
Square guy in the “hic-a-doola” skit
“I don’t care how well the chimp across the street is doing”
Lois, in When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
“Oops, crack in the floor!”
Kate Moss in the Chris/Artist episode.
“That makes you a pedophile!”
im guessin peters fater.
“what do you want?what, you think its easy gettin across town at this hour? i gotta take the subway just like everybody else…bitch.”