Thanks Kripsy Originaught. We love you too.
(Pluralis Majestatis, if that means anything to you. Guess not. Typing “Coldfire” was too much of a task :rolleyes: )
Ah gee, thanks Daniel.
::: Digging toe in dirt, head down, eyes up, bashful grin. :::
I would like to thank grace and all the little people who made this moment possible
and so far the votes are:
**OpalCat - 5
SwimmingRiddles - 2
GreanBean - 1
Diane - 1
Shayna - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
**
you’ve gotta be kidding, that’s all the votes so far?
Not that you ladies don’t all deserve them, you all qualify, but i haven’t seen any campaigning myself.
1 for Osip (either fruit flavor)
I was the first woman to start a thread here. And I have very big breasts. Ask anyone whose met me IRL.
I just want to know one thing. Will there be pig blood involved?
That does it…I am casting one vote for Pink Slinky
and so far the votes are:
**OpalCat - 5
SwimmingRiddles - 2
Pink Slinky - 2 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
GreanBean - 1
Diane - 1
Shayna - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1
**
Hey, I have big boobs too. :::pout:::
I’d vote for Esprix, but he’d probably slap me silly with his handbag . . .
::D&R::
I cannot compete with the blonde, however, my breast come down to my knees.
Um. . . you mean that’s not a good thing?
:::choke::: 
Don’t worry about any competition, I don’t even have a date.
hey, Diane, anytime you need a date, i’m your man. Don’t hesitate to ask.
um… i’m 25, does that matter?
I stopped by to see why Grace nominated aha as Prom Queen of IMHO and look what I found! Li’l ol’ me has actually been nominated. Why, thank you, Billy. Shucks, I’m so flattered.
But DRY, hon, I can’t in good conscience campaign for myself against my fellow Hags. They’re all beautiful and worthy of a crown, so how could I possibly [move the hell over Diane, you’re cramping my style] try to get you to choose me over the lovely and talented [HEY! SCRAM! ::Jabs Swiddles in the ribs with my elbow::] Swimming Riddles? It just wouldn’t seem fair for me to sing my own praises [:: Pulls GreenBean’s hair and knocks her off the stage ::] or resort to dirty beauty-pageant tricks [::Stomps Opal Cat’s foot with my 3" spiked heel sending her hopping out in agony::] I’m way too nice for that sort of thing [::Blushing coyly::].
I hear there are nice parting gifts for the other girls, though!
;););)
[::Running scared and hiding, since my last attempt at humor in this forum went over like a lead balloon::]
Bwahahahahaha!! I got it and think it’s a hoot.
I can’t vote for you since I’ve already cast my vote for Aha but I willing to campaign for some Shayna votes.
Shayna also has big boobs. I’ve even had the priviledge of touching them. And don’t forget she’s got that GORGEOUS long, red hair.
Okay so touching the boobs part isn’t truthful but if it gets you votes, I’m willing to give it a go. LMROO!
Not to me. Do you like older women?
I still want to know if there will be pig blood involved.
While boobs are nice, very nice, I think we oughta go with a someone whose name is gonna give the pageant a bit more punch; I can see it now, Queen EvilBeth. Whaddaya think?
Did I mention boobs are nice, very nice?
::Sniff::
UncleBeer quote: "I can see it now, Queen EvilBeth. Whaddaya think?"
I may have to modify my sig again.
I’m devastated. 
If nominated, I promise to break all my campaign promises and set afire my parade float of tissue paper and tin foil.
If not nominated, I promise to heckle and mock the reigning queen and set fire to *her * parade float.