Well, My vote goes for Drain Bead.
Just picture the headline: Young woman nails Satan, voted prom queen.
All this talk about boobs … I’m a butt man.
Nobody ever takes their pic with their back to the camera, except in magazines I used to have to hide from my mom.
I cast my vote for Cristi, just to add someone new to the contestants list.
and so far the votes are: OpalCat in the lead…
**OpalCat - 5
SwimmingRiddles - 2
Pink Slinky - 2 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Shayna - 2
GreanBean - 1
Diane - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1
**
Okay, someone get some pig blood in here, will ya?
Pig Blood Wrestling??? :eek:
and yes Diane, i love older women 
Did I mention that I, too, have big boobs? And red hair…
Thanks, Uncle Beer–if chosen I will do my best to corrupt the title with my evil.
I’m going to have to vote for Shayna. After all, she had an orgasm in one of my threads, and is quickly becoming one of my favorite people around here.
ah, I cant choose between Shayna and Swiddles, Or OpalCat…
Can I get three because I’m so great?
that the pictures of all the candidates I’ve seen (Diane,
Swimming Riddles, Ellen, Drain Bead and Shayna–apologies,if I’ve forgotten anyone inadvertantly) have made me realize that you all would make fine prom queens. Each and every one of you is someone who I believe is very physically attractive.
(This is the last serious thing I’ll have to say in this post, BTW)
Well, except for Coldfire. Sorry, Coldfire, but my fragile sense of masculinity will not allow for me to even contemplate the idea of another male being physically attractive.
Diane wrote:
Well, do you want there to be, honey?
See Shayna’s birthday thread (re my response to Zyada) for MY attitude with respect to older women.
And if you get me to vote for you, I’ll start a thread on your birthday, wishing you a happy birthday, too, assuming I don’t get banned by then (I believe you were the one born on Valentine’s Day, right? That’s pretty easy to remember, LOL!)
Monster104 wrote:
You know, I was all set to vote for Shayna. She was the reason I became a poster instead of a lurker (OK, that’s not exactly true. But she is one of the more interesting posters to this board.). However, she still refuses to put me in her sig, choosing instead to fawn over Uncle Beer, who voted for someone else, and some dude named Bricker. And she’s never had an orgasm in my thread, despite the fact that it WAS FOR HER BIRTHDAY!!
(Besides, you’ll soon find out that Shayna having an orgasm in a thread isn’t exactly “man bites dog”, if you know what I mean.)
(I feel compelled to apologize in advance if Shayna’s truly offended by this.)
Speaking of Shayna, she wrote:
Ya know, Shayna, I might have bought into this catfighting business if you hadn’t mentioned in the “Ticketing” thread that YOU GOT BEATEN UP BY YOUR LITTLE SISTER!
Besides, you don’t have to slam the other contestants, Just flatter me in your sig.
Speaking of which:
Geez, Shayna, I could have saved you some grief. Sucking up to the mods doesn’t work (after all, Aha has only one vote, and it didn’t come from a mod. Wait a second, it came from the one person on this board who’s flirting with me. WTF, GRACE??).
Now, sucking up to a relative newbie such as myself does work. It’s like that scene from Revenge of The Nerds: Newbies like myself (nerds) make much better lovers than jocks (in this case, mods), because we just want to think about shagging you, while the mods are too busy…well, moderating.
Shayna, you were a cheerleader. You should know this. 
Two timing Grace wrote:
You blew it, Grace.
I WAS ABOUT TO VOTE FOR YOU! Flirting with me, and having touched Shayna’s boobs…I not only would’ve voted for you, I’d have stuffed the goddamn ballot box! :mad:
Speaking of which, ladies, I’d like to urge you once again to campaign for my vote. No, not vote for me as Prom King–I’d rather be the corrupt pageant organizer who gets to do all the ladies and decide who wins and who’s miss congeniality.
I want you to campaign for my vote–persuade me why I should vote for you. Send me pictures. Flirt with me. Kiss up to me in your sig.
I should say that not only will I campaign on this thread (AND others) tirelessly for you (I’m a very prolific poster), I’ll get out all my sockpuppets (Banned, Mark Serlin, Sentinel, Parrot, UpperUS, UpperOsip, etc) and put you in as Prom Queen. It’s in the bag.
Give it up (take that any way you like it) for good old DRY!
Does sucking up to the Moderator help? I don’t know. Let’s try it for a while; strictly as an experiment, of course.
and so far the votes are: OpalCat in the lead…
**OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
SwimmingRiddles - 3 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
Shayna - 4 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
Pink Slinky - 2 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah!)
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1 **
since this is the moderators thread, i’m just wondering what prompted me to take on this responsibility in the first place… i’d like to see some sucking up to Slythe by you ladies myself just to make things interesting, but don’t forget me. Sucking up to me will always get you in good standing and favor with me, and what that might get you, well… i can only whisper that in your ear.
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Bwahahahahaha! You really have used that search engine haven’t you?
As having had the opportunity of meeting Shayna in person, I can tell you that she’d excel at the catfighting if she put her mind to it. Don’t let Chocolate (who is an infrequent poster on this board) beating her up fool you. Chocolate has been known to not play fair. Which is why I love that girl so much (Hi Choc!). Well that and because she’s my partner when we play cards.
Nerds better than jocks you say? Hmmmm, you’ve given me something to think about DRY. I don’t know about Shayna but heck, I’ll change my signature. You gotta give me something really good to put there though.
Dang! Dang! Dang! If I’d only known. I can’t change my vote now but I’m willing to do a lot of sucking…up if it helps.
DRY quote: "You know, I was all set to vote for Shayna… However, she still refuses to put me in her sig…"
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Ok, so I don’t post much and have yet to have an online orgasm but ::bites lower lip:: I linked to a pic of myself and only DRY notices. And I get no votes. Shayna stomps her three-inch heel through my metatarsals … I look up and see a bucket of pig’s blood careening toward my head.
What kind of a web site is this anyhow?
::: stomps off, removing 12 years of toilet paper from bra :::
Oh lord. Please remove my name from consideration for Prom Queen of IMHO and immediately crown me Gaffe Queen of the SDMB Universe.
Gagging from the mental image I’ve wrought for typing “12 YEARS of toilet paper from bra” I nonetheless attempt to redeem myself by emphatically stating that I intended to type 12 YARDS of toilet paper.
How do I get one of them thar embarrassed smilies? arg arg arg.
For Sale: One vote. Never been used, will sell cheap.
Keith
Ah hmm, yeah right. The secret is out! Now I’m off to see if you signed in the Busty Redhead topic. If so, I’m gonna blow the whistle about the reason you qualify as busty. hehe
Do my long breast qualify me for nothing? Do you know the years of gravitation pull and suckling children it takes to produce beautes like these?
Orgasms? Is that what it takes?
Oh. OOOh. OOOOh baby. I’ll call you daddy, if you’ll call me yours. All yours. Yes. Yessss, no, yessss. Great ooglymoogly.
Pass me my Newports please.
Busty? Me? BAHAHAHAHAHA. Nursing did NUTTIN to bolster moi, Pink.
Oh wait. This isn’t getting me any votes now, is it?
I’m voting for Shayna, because—
“She don’t smoke, and she don’t chew
And she don’t go with the boys who do!”
As for me, may I be chaperone? I’ll just stay here in the corner and pretend to keep an eye on you youngsters, while flirting violently with the cute English professor . . .
and so far the votes are: OpalCat in the lead…
**OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
Shayna - 5 (because… She don’t smoke, and she don’t chew
And she don’t go with the boys who do!)
SwimmingRiddles - 3 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
Pink Slinky - 3 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah!)
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Ellen - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1 **
okay, Eve’s chaperoning, Diane is going to lead you ladies in the PIGS BLOOD WRESTLING CONTEST!!! , and Slythe!!! where are you? this is your thread…
Oh, yee of little faith.
Dear Soulsling,
I wish to cast a vote for Shayna as prom queen, upon condition that Shayna promise to include the following language in their respective sigs:
“I would like to thank DRY for voting for me as Prom Queen of IMHO. He is my very favorite poster and I’m strongly thinking of marrying him and dropping my Jewish requirement, because he’s such a fine and upstanding human being.”
Upon such time as Shayna posts with such a sig, please cast a vote for her in my name and in the names of the trolls and sockpuppets I mentioned previously (they…uh…e-mailed me off line and told me I had their proxies, moderators).
It’s perfectly all right for Shayna to make her thanks of me conditional upon my voting for her. Should she do so, please consider my vote for her to be executed contemporaneously with her sig.
This offer is not valid outside the continental U.S., or prohibited by law.
And now I really have to get back to work 