Who should be the Prom Queen of IMHO?

[Shayna]

Ok, first of all, my most humble of thanks go to Monster, and Eve for their votes and kind words on my behalf. Monster, you are also fast becoming one of my favorite posters here. Eve, you are just too cool for school, girlfriend! When I saw that you had posted a reply, I was all prepared to come in here and immediately admit defeat. Color me blushing when I saw that you not only didn’t enter, but cast your vote my way. JohnLarrigan, you get my thanks as well, and wholeheartedly, but not humbly because you also voted for 2 other Hags. When you can make up your mind, let me know.

slythe, you sexy, handsome, moderator extraordinaire! I must say that of all the new moderators in new forums, you are head and shoulders above all the rest. If there were an Oscar for moderators, there wouldn’t even be any other nominees. You’d simply run the catagory. XXOOslytheOOXX

And for the talent portion of the competition, I shall sing a song dedicated to one of the judging panel…

soulsling
you make my soul sing
You make everything
Groovy!
I said, soulsling

soulsling, I think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight

soulsling
you make my soul sing
You make everything
Groovy!

soulsling, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight
You move me!

As for the rest of you ladies, I see we have a bunch of rank amateurs in the running. Sheesh. Long, floppy tits; toilet paper-stuffed braziers; float burners; y’all are pathetic. Pink Slinky, you do not have an orgasm simply by ooh ooh’ing. Take a lesson from a pro. It goes like this:

Oh God! I’m cumming!!

Practice makes perfect.

Odieman, I’ll start the bidding at 1,000 redhot kisses.

[Diane]

I promise to mail each and every person who votes for me (if they e-mail me their address) a postcard of my lipstick kiss, sprayed with cheap perfume, and signed “With Love, Bubbles LaRue”.

[Arnold_Winkelried]

I was going to vote for my buddy Shayna, until I saw this:

<<slythe, you sexy, handsome, moderator extraordinaire! I must say that of all the new moderators in new forums, you are head and shoulders above all the rest. If there were an Oscar for moderators, there wouldn’t even be any other nominees. You’d simply run the catagory. XXOOslytheOOXX>>
Harumph. I think I’ll vote for Eve instead.

[Shayna]

AHEM, Arnold, I KNOW your reading comprehension is better than that. Try looking again…

“I must say that of all the new moderators in new forums, you are head and shoulders above all the rest.”

You are not a new moderator in a new forum!

But you most certainly are my favorite chocolate-bearing, hemp-wearing moderator of all time!! EVER!! {{{{{Arnold}}}}}

[Biggirl]

Shayna, who said anything about my titties being floppy? And if you have to actually say your cumming, well then, your hips must be broken!

Alas, again I say I cannot compete. Kissing up has never been my forte. Kudos Shayna, you are the master.

[soulsling]

and so far the votes are: Shayna in the lead…
**Shayna - 7 (because… She don’t smoke, and she don’t chew and she don’t go with the boys who do! and her new sig…)
OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
SwimmingRiddles - 3 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
Pink Slinky - 3 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah!)
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Eve - 1 (on account of Arnold Winkelried)
Ellen - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1 **
Shayna, WOMAN!, in the words of Shaft- i see it as my duty to please that booty! hold you? baby, be careful you ever find yourself around me, i may find it hard to do anything else now. NO WOMAN HAS EVER DONE THAT FOR ME BEFORE. You rock woman!!! and because of you, bribes are now a bonus. extra credit if you will…

now if i could fit all that into a sig… hmmmmmm…

DRY, i have achnowledged your request, upont the fulfillment of the above requirements stated in your quasi-contractual agreement with above mentioned prom queen nominee. Shayna has your vote, bringing her into the lead.

I suppose Slythe, you now have one ass kisser nominee, what do you say to that?

Diane, i’m going to have to take you up on that offer. My address will be en-route to your domain. You, my dear, are the rock-inest, coolest, downright most bodacious fighter i’ve seen yet in a woman.

Pink Slinky, i think you give up too easily, i’m gonna hold you in this contest with the hope that you come out of your slight let down with a big bang of a fight!
you go girl!

to all other contestants, good luck, and may the official games begin!!!

[xenophon41]

I cast my vote for Shayna, simply because she’s the only SD babe who’s flirted with me so far… (woohoo!) Of course, she’s a bit fickle… (yeah, I know, Grace, not exactly “Man Bites Dog”…)
Shay na! Shay na!

[Shayna]

Green Bean, you simply can’t back out now! What fun would it be without the fight? Waaaaah! I know Diane will come out punchin’, won’t ya girlfriend? Greeeeeeeeen Beeeeeeeeean, come back here and put up your dukes! I’ll even suck up to you if you want! Of course then I’ll have to pull your hair again. But you understand, right?

soulsling, I’m honored that you liked my talent submission so well ::Blushing:: It would appear as though it still didn’t sway your vote though.

xenophon, I did more than just flirt with you. You are the only one here I’ve ever actually proposed marriage to! Not exactly “Man Bites Dog” indeed! harumphf! But I do thank you for the vote, sweetie! And I’d still marry you if you were free! You kicked some butt in that topic. I was duly impressed! (Besides, I laughed my ass off at your closing comment; “…They hate that!”)

[Diane]

Diane, i’m going to have to take you up on that offer. My address will be en-route to your domain. You, my dear, are the rock-inest, coolest, downright most bodacious fighter i’ve seen yet in a woman.

Oh yeah, and I haven’t even unrolled my claws yet.

Did I mention a free pic of my breast with every postcard sent?

Hey Shayna, your mom’s calling ya.

[Danielinthewolvesden]

Damn, if I bribe the Moderator, do I get to vote multiple times, and if so, how much per vote?
Daniel-I scored 29 on the purity test-inthewolvesden.

[soulsling]

Shayna, i can’t count the amount of men (and possibly women?) you’ve flirted with. Therefore, as i am completely taken by your singing talent, and have even included it as my sig (though abbreviated for the sake of others), i am swayed by the offer of Diane, who has at least even allowed me to think i could even date her in my dreams possibly, and to only reflect my true character, i must stay strong in my stance as a good soldier does, i had placed my vote for SwimmingRiddles originally, and for her, my vote still stands. Though i don’t see her around lately, (wonder what happened to her, hope she hasn’t fallen off the planet, we have a NY dopers-fest coming up soon).

Oh yeah, and I haven’t even unrolled my claws yet.

Did I mention a free pic of my breast with every postcard sent?

Hey Shayna, your mom’s calling ya.

-Diane
now thats the type of hot blooded woman i like

and so far the votes are: Shayna in the lead…
**Shayna - 8 (because… She don’t smoke, and she don’t chew and she don’t go with the boys who do! and her new sig…)
OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
SwimmingRiddles - 3 (because JohnLarrigan is so great…)
Pink Slinky - 3 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah!)
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Eve - 1 (on account of Arnold Winkelried)
Ellen - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1 **

besides Shayna, you’re racking up votes like crazy so far… i’m sure you don’t need my help.

oh yeah, and if i’m one of the judges on the panel, i suppose i have to play fair, even if you all don’t

Danielinthewolvesden, that’s between you and Slythe. One of two moderators i have gained the utmost respect for in the recent days. What a guy. I’m just this regular guy ya know.

[DRY]

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DRY quote: "You know, I was all set to vote for Shayna… However, she still refuses to put me in her sig…"

AHEM!

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Ya know, these “universal sigs” change the whole complexion of these posts

[DRY]

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(Besides, you’ll soon find out that Shayna having an orgasm in a thread isn’t exactly “man bites dog”, if you know what I mean.)
(I feel compelled to apologize in advance if Shayna’s truly offended by this.)

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Bwahahahahaha! You really have used that search engine haven’t you?

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Not really, Grace. Oh, don’t put it past me–I would. But it wasn’t necessary, because I know Shayna. I REALLY know Shayna!

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I promise to mail each and every person who votes for me (if they e-mail me their address) a postcard of my lipstick kiss, sprayed with cheap perfume, and signed “With Love, Bubbles LaRue”.

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Psst, Diane, send me one, and I’ll get one of my sock puppets to vote for you.

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AHEM, Arnold, I KNOW your reading comprehension is better than that. Try looking again…

“I must say that of all the new moderators in new forums, you are head and shoulders above all the rest.”

You are not a new moderator in a new forum!

But you most certainly are my favorite chocolate-bearing, hemp-wearing moderator of all time!! EVER!! {{{{{Arnold}}}}}
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And if you weren’t beautiful enough! Pure sophistry above that a paralegal can appreciate. I’ll marry you NOW!

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DRY, i have achnowledged your request, upont the fulfillment of the above requirements stated in your quasi-contractual agreement with above mentioned prom queen nominee. Shayna has your vote, bringing her into the lead.
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HEY!! I put Shayna into the lead (that she likely won’t lose)! When’s the wedding gonna be, hon?

(This means I get the IMHO equivalent of the Game Winning RBI, right?)

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I cast my vote for Shayna, simply because she’s the only SD babe who’s flirted with me so far… (woohoo!) Of course, she’s a bit fickle… (yeah, I know, Grace, not exactly “Man Bites Dog”…)
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Grace! How could you say such a thing about poor Shayna! :eek:

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Oh yeah, and I haven’t even unrolled my claws yet.

Did I mention a free pic of my breast with every postcard sent?
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Um…Diane?? Make that TWO sockpuppets. Full frontal gets you a couple trolls, too!

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Green Bean, you simply can’t back out now! What fun would it be without the fight? Waaaaah! I know Diane will come out punchin’, won’t ya girlfriend? Greeeeeeeeen Beeeeeeeeean, come back here and put up your dukes! I’ll even suck up to you if you want! Of course then I’ll have to pull your hair again. But you understand, right?
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Shayna, you’d better win the title of Prom Queen, because you sure have no shot for Miss Congeniality! It was ELLEN, that backed out–not Green Bean!! (This after the mixup re ignatius riley) OY VEY!! (see–I’m learning a little bit of Jewish!)

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Shayna, i can’t count the amount of men (and possibly women?) you’ve flirted with.
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I stopped counting after the first googol myself. :mad:

[TwistofFate]

This is why I want to vote for 3 people. (apart from the fact I cant make up my mind…)

1. Shayna. Whats not to vote for about her? Apparently she dont go with the boys that do…

2. OpalCat… Beacuse she’s a babe and she Rocks like a large Igneous formation.

3. Swiddles, Because she is SO the cool kid from up the street!!

there ya go… thats why IU voted for 3 andf not because I’m so great

[soulsling]

and so far the votes are: Shayna in the lead…
**Shayna - 8 (because… She don’t smoke, and she don’t chew and she don’t go with the boys who do! and her new sig…)
OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is NOTso great…)
SwimmingRiddles - 3 (because JohnLarrigan is NOT so great… and being that totally cool kid. And because of me)
Pink Slinky - 3 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah! and being the rock-inest chick in the SDMB)
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Eve - 1 (on account of Arnold Winkelried)
Ellen - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1 **

Slythe, can sock puppets vote?

[Necros]

Add one to Swiddles’s count for me…

[Shayna]

soulsling, I’ll settle for the honorary spot in your sig line. Thanks!

And not to diminish my gratitude for the votes, but I think you may have miscounted mine. By my calculation, even if you count me as voting for myself (which I didn’t necessarily do, but don’t mind if you count it that way), I have a total of 7 votes, not 8. billyt123, me (I guess), Monster104, JohnLarrigan, Eve, DRY & xenophon41. I might be guilty of eye poking or foot stomping, but I never want to be accused of cheating.

Diane, your mamma!

DRY, thank you kindly for your vote, my friend. It is much appreciated. As for…

>>“Shayna, you’d better win the title of Prom Queen, because you sure have no shot for Miss Congeniality! It was ELLEN, that backed out–not Green Bean!! (This after the mixup re ignatius riley) OY VEY!! (see–I’m learning a little bit of Jewish!)”<<

SIGH I thought it was Green Bean who changed her handle to Pink Slinky and I got them confused. If people would stick to one dang name around here I wouldn’t have this problem. That was also what led up to the Johnnyharvard/ignatiusjreily mixup. Grrrrrr :mad:

Apologies to Green Bean and Pink Slinky.

[soulsling]

and so far the votes are: Shayna in the lead…
**Shayna - 8 (because… She don’t smoke, and she don’t chew and she don’t go with the boys who do! and her new sig…)
OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is NOTso great…)
SwimmingRiddles - 4 (because JohnLarrigan is NOT so great… and being that totally cool kid. And because of me)
Pink Slinky - 3 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah! and being the rock-inest chick in the SDMB)
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Eve - 1 (on account of Arnold Winkelried)
Ellen - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1 **

oooh! yeah, i love a good fight. this may just end up in the pit huh?

slythe, you breathing over there?

Shayna, 8, just deal with it.

Diane, hope your sticky fingers aren’t hurtin’ too bad to let Shayna get away with that

[Ellen_Cherry]

Two questions: Who voted for me? Who do you think I used to be?

Always and forevermore,
Ellen

[soulsling]

Ellen, just by being you, you earned a vote

gotta problem with that :mad: