Well I hope you aren’t going to ask me to be a bridesmaid. I’m afraid it’ll probably end up like last week’s rerun of Ally McBeal. (Ally slept with the groom and made the announcement at the wedding.)
But of course!
“I am the very pink of courtesy.” 
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, scene iv
:eek:
Err…um…Well, I’m still interested in that menage…
“When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?”
–Macbeth, Act 1, scene i
“I dare do all that may become a man;
Who dares do more is none.” 
–Macbeth, Act 1, scene vii
Hey, Shayna!
I finally tracked down your picture, and I’m wondering which modeling agency you work for?
As well as being the nicest person I have run into lately, you are also a 10. It’s not really fair, but I’ll forgive you since your hair is about the same color as mine. Sorta gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling.
Say, do you think that if I download your picture and insert my face, anyone will believe it’s me?
(Sorry, my baser nature just took over for a moment-I’ll get my ethics back in a minute)
Cast my vote for Shayna-boy, am I glad I didn’t enter this contest!
When’s the prom?
Scotti
OMG! You mean I missed carwash guy?!?!?!?!
Yeah, I think I kind of like that Temptress title better than Prom Queen. Can I trade contests?
and so far the votes are: Shayna in the lead…
**Shayna - 9 (because… She don’t smoke, and she don’t chew and she don’t go with the boys who do! and her new sig…)
OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is NOTso great…)
SwimmingRiddles - 4 (because JohnLarrigan is NOT so great… and being that totally cool kid. And because of me)
Pink Slinky - 3 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah! and being the rock-inest chick in the SDMB)
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Eve - 1 (on account of Arnold Winkelried)
Ellen - 1
Cristi - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1 **
i’m just the scorekeeper i suppose, :sigh: :rolleyes:
ok, if you want off the list, say so.
Shayna, your’e up one more by Scotticher.
DRY, you astound me somewhat. don’t ask me to explain, it’s late, i’m tired.
slythe, you da man! thank heavens you are breathing. thought i’d lost you there man. i’m growing so very fond of this forum, and to think i’d trashed it when it first came out, go figure. IMHO rules!
all other moderators and administrators who’ve posted here, to you and slythe i do acknowledge the power to change the above list as you like, (like i can do that anyway without your permission :rolleyes:).
well, only 3 days left kids. i’m almost shedding a tear.
oh wait, thats just allergies.
I’m sorry to say that you missed the episode. Carwash guy was extremely HOT! Muy caliente!
I saw him the first time it aired and have been having wet fantasies ever since.
I can’t believe I missed the rerun!!!
You’ve definitely got my vote as The Supreme High Temptress of SD! You’d kick ass wearing that crown. I wouldn’t even be able to hold a candle to you. Hell, I’d have to jump up just to lick your shoes, that’s how low I’d be compared to you in that catagory.
Oh, but neener, neener, neener for missing the Car Wash Guy.
Monster, thank you again for your continued support. I promise I will remember your loyalty to me some day!
Scotti, you are just too kind. Stop it now before I blush to death. I’m so glad you decided to stick around and not be intimidated by us! And didn’t I tell you you’d have fawners if you announced your red-headedness (is that a word?)? You go, girl!
soulsling, I swear, I don’t want to diminish the fabulously awesome job you’re doing as scorekeeper. However, you did miss this post on page 2…
That gives my friend Cristi 2 votes now, k?
I’ll for you for Prom Queen if you vote me for the other title. Deal?
You evil little wench! 
Shayna, when you quote, quote in completion. when Cristi decides to comply with Kats request, i will gladly add to her one vote. No need to feel you are diminishing my capacities as scorekeeper at all, i accept your apology in advance. So good of you to be playing fair. :rolleyes:
note also that my sig has changed not becuase of anything personal Shayna, it was at the request of a certain moderator concerning the length, even though i had shortened it already. it was still too long. In spirit, i will always honor your song dear one.
of course, you can always suck up to one of the moderators and perhaps they can over-rule my selfless volunteering efforts of scorekeeping this thread.
ahem…
The perfume of sandalwood, Rosebay or jasmine cannot travel against the wind. But the fragrance of virtue travels even against the wind, as far as the ends of the world. Like garlands woven from a heap of flowers, fashion from your life as many good deeds. - from the Dhammapada
Well, since you made a long post after this one, what DID you mean? 
Shayna-
I’m so glad to hear that you suffer from the blushing thing the same way that I do. It has been pretty much the bane of my existance, in one way or another.
I blush if i am-
Angry,
Happy,
Embarrassed,
Confused,
In the spotlight,
Talking in front of groups,
Given a compliment,
Yelled at-
Well, you all get the picture. Pretty much EVERYTHING makes me blush. I even blush when I am alone, and happen to recall some stupid thing I did.
It is the one thing I have always hated about being a redhead, with that thin skin or whatever it is that makes it happen.
Anyway, good luck. I think you are a shoo-in.
Scotti
Let’s test this:
Oh, Scotti,
Why are you so self concious about blushing? It’s not only perfectly natural, but it’s an ATTRACTIVE quality!
“Beauty’s ensign yet. Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks”
–Romeo and Juliet, act 5, scene iii
Everyone! Don’t you agree—
“Is she not passing fair?”
–Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act 4, scene IV
“O fairest beauty, do not fear nor fly!
For I will touch thee but with reverent hands.”
King Henry VI, Part 1, act 5, scene iii
Are you blushing yet??
I guess Scottie didn’t want to respond to me
By the way, I’d like to thank Soulsling and Slythe for compiling the votes, and moderating this thread and forum.
Thank you to all the female (and male, I suppose, though I never seriously considered voting for 'em) contestants. But NO THANK YOU for making the voting decision so difficult!!
Hey, DRY-
Gimme a break-
A girl has to sleep sometime, even a blush queen!
Thanks for the kind thoughts, but YOU try having every emotion you feel blazed over your face like a forest fire. you may think it is attractive, but trust me-it is no fun for me most of the time.
Scotti
But the good thing is, if you blush for virtually EVERY emotion, it won’t be easy to read EXACTLY which emotion you are feeling, right?
Speaking of sleep, I need it really badly…
I should mention at this point that since Jenkinsfan’s prayers for me obviously didn’t work, my vote is now officially up for sale.
I was directed here by soulslip, who is officially thanked, along with Osip, Larrigan, and Necros. I do feel, however, that my fellow canidates are overlooking one important factor, this is a PROM Queen contest. Therefore, if I win, everyone is welcome to a rager at my parent’s house next Friday, because they’re camping for the weekend. We’ll have booze and nice fruity non-alcoholic drinks for the non-drinkers among us. And my cousin’s band is gonna come, so we’ll have live music. And, if elected, I’ll make SURE that the DJ plays the coolest music at the Prom, so we’ll have the rockin’est Prom EVER. PARTY!!!
If there’s a Supreme High Temptress award, I will have to jump into the fray. I have references… 
Big haired blondes got nothin’ on me.