Who should be the Prom Queen of IMHO?

In My Humble Opinion
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Diane said,

'Tis done, m’dear! There is now an official Supreme High Temptress contest under way.

soulsling, honey, sweetie, you made an exception for me with that mystery vote that doesn’t even exist. Can’t you overlook such a silly contingency to let Cristi have what is, I’m sure, a genuine intent to vote for her? Please? How about if I tell you that she told me privately that she would be more than happy to set her hand on fire? She would, you know. She is a fiery redhead, afterall. And have you seen her with that sword and slain peep?!

Euty, I’ll buy your vote, hon! Odie doesn’t seem to be swayed by my offer of kisses. What would it take for you? I’m not offering sexual favors, though. If you want those, go to the Supreme High Temptress thread. :wink: OH, OH, OH! I know, I know! How about I shoot off a highly complimentary email to whomever you say it needs to go to, recommending you for the position of Admin?!!! You are, afterall, the very best Senior* moderator at MPSIMS and have put in long, arduous hours to ensure our enjoyment of that forum. Would that buy your vote?

*No getting your knickers in a wad, UncleBeer. Note the use of the word, ‘Senior’. You are not the ‘Senior’ moderator there so this does not diminish your contribution in the least! :smiley:

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I’m going to try to buy more votes by posting link to pictures of me before I had a child…

http://fathom.org/opalcat/moi.jpg
http://fathom.org/opalcat/work2.jpg
http://fathom.org/opalcat/see_red.jpg

AND for a limited time only, I’ll send a bonus picture of myself topless to anyone who votes for me and requests it.

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and so far the votes are: Shayna in the lead…
Shayna - 9 (because… She don’t smoke, and she don’t chew and she don’t go with the boys who do! and her new sig…)
OpalCat - 6 (because JohnLarrigan is NOTso great…)
SwimmingRiddles - 4 (because JohnLarrigan is NOT so great… and being that totally cool kid. And because of me)
Pink Slinky - 3 (on account of herself and being mammorilly gifted)
Diane - 2 (Pigs Blood baby!!! oh yeah! and being the rock-inest chick in the SDMB)
Cristi - 2 (for setting her hand on fire) :wink:
GreanBean - 1
Drain Bead - 1 (for nailing satan…)
Shirley Ujest - 1 (just by default, and for the setting afire thing.)
EvilBeth - 1
Eve - 1 (on account of Arnold Winkelried)
Ellen - 1
Coldfire - 1
Aha (?) - 1
Osip (?) - 1

Shayna, your wish, is my command. done. :smiley:

glad to see you back Opal, been wondering what happened to you… :wink:

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:::Bowing to Shayna:::

I’m not worthy. . .
I’m not worthy. . .
I’m not worthy. . .

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Diane: yes you are
yes you are
yes you are :wink:

But, smart move by Shayna, I will admit. :cool:

and, opalcat, nice pictures, I must say. Yowza. But I’m still not changing my vote.

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My dear, you’ll have every opportunity to prove that (both the “references” part, and the part about blondes having nothing on you…) :slight_smile:

Wife, I’m much more proud of you now–if you aren’t going to fight dirty, then cutting underhanded deals is EXACTLY the thing to do. :stuck_out_tongue:

::whispers in Shayna’s ear::
Especially when you set up the contest. You can then decide when the contest closes. Note that Slythe is closing this one on Monday. Now, hypothetically, you could, on Tuesday, declare that you’ve changed your mind and declared your candidacy for the Temptress post as well…:smiley:

However, I must insist that you turn on your sig for half your posts, especially in this thread, because:

“You are my true and honourable wife,
As dear to me as are the ruddy drops
That visit my sad heart”

–Julius Caesar, Act 2, Scene i

and I am:

“a proper man, as one shall see in a summer’s day”

–A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 1, scene ii

Opal, I too was wondering what happened to you. Love the pics, and want to persuade you to run for temptress, too.

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Latest standings are…
[ul]**
[li]Shayna - 9[/li][li]OpalCat - 6[/li][li]SwimmingRiddles - 4[/li][li]Pink Slinky - 3[/li][li]Diane - 2[/li][li]Cristi - 2[/li][li]GreanBean - 1[/li][li]Drain Bead - 1[/li][li]Shirley Ujest - 1[/li][li]EvilBeth - 1[/li][li]Eve - 1[/li][li]Ellen - 1[/li][li]Coldfire - 1[/li][li]Aha (?) - 1[/li][li]Osip (?) - 1**[/li][/ul]
and the count down begins…
any last minute votes ?

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After much consideration I have to decline both Shayna’s and
Diane’s kind offers (I really couldn’t decide). Therefore I will split my vote evenly among all of the women of the SDMB. You all deserve the award and I hope that this is an adequate reflection of my appreciation of your contributions to this board :slight_smile:
Keith

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Well since aha has never accepted the Prom Queen nomination (and because he’s changed his sig line), I would like to change my vote, if that is allowed. If so, please cast my vote for Miss Shayna.

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Shayna is elected Prom Queen of the IMHO!
OpalCat and SwimmingRiddles are the Royal Princesses!

Three cheers for their Royal Highnesses! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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hip hip hoooray!!!
:smiley:
congrats ladies.
so who you taking to the prom??? :eek:

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Did Shayna and aha go to the same Sucking Up Academy?

They must have been in the honors program. :slight_smile:

Off to spike the punch.

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Wow! I’m humbled and flattered.

Thank you to everyone who voted for me; billyt, Monster, DRY, Eve, xenophon, John Larrigan, Diane, Scotticher & Grace. I must also thank soulsling for his tireless efforts in keeping track of the voting. You guys are the best! I will do my best to serve out my term with honor and dignity. And I will strive to make the world a better place to live in, and once and for all find a cure for world hunger.

::SNORT:: Who’s barfing now?

Someone tell the DJ to crank the music up and LET’S GET THIS PARTY ROCKIN’!

Who wants the first dance? Or are y’all just gonna leave me standing here in the middle of the dance floor in my lovely taffeta dress and my hokey wrist corsage under the disco ball all by myself?

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isn’t the prom queen supposed to do a strip tease now?
i could’ve sworn it was that way IRL.

go Shayna, go Shayna!..

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Hi Shayna-

Contratulations-we couldn’t have elected a nicer or more beautiful person for prom queen!

And I’m sure you won’t be standing there alone for long, so enjoy the party!

I’m a LITTLE bit worried, however, that all of your husband and fiance types might get into a fight in the parking lot. My advice is to hire a bouncer for the door to the gym-and skip the punch, it is deadly!

Scotti

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You needn’t worry, Scotti, I’ve taken care of that:

To the rest of Shayna’s so called husbands (I don’t care about who she’s catted around with, see below):

“I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways” :mad:
–As You Like It, Act 5, Scene i

I must admit that I’m greatly hurt by this turn of events. Not that I give a rat’s ass about the title of Prom King or Male Slut (incidentally, has anyone noticed that the female Prom Queen thread has gotten more response than the Temptress thread, but that the Male Slut thread has gotten more response than the Prom King thread. What exactly does that say), not even the fact that both Shayna AND Grace voted for someone else.

No, it’s the idea that Shayna would take on xenophon41, matt_mcl & Kimstu and call herself their trophy wife, yet I only rate a fiance, and am pushed to the very back of her sig. This despite the fact that I was the first of these individuals to display an interest, and open a birthday thread for her to boot, while the others did little more than hang out in Libretarian threads, only to see Shayna chase after them for christsakes! (I mean, what’s more important, getting elected Prom Queen or having your ass bailed out when you get in too deep in General Debates?) :slight_smile:

I don’t care about Shayna’s multiple lovers, or her very public (and psychic?) orgasms. (I mean, I’ve got Grace, too–until she up and leaves) But I take marriage vows very seriously, dammit. I didn’t want her for a trophy wife, but a partner and an equal. I didn’t care how attractive and sexually uninhibited she was, didn’t even notice until after I fell for her. (CHOKE)

“O, woe is me, To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!” :frowning:

–Hamlet, Act 3, Scene i

This hurts me to the depth of my very soul:

“For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of DESPISED LOVE”

–Hamlet, Act 3, Scene i (emphasis mine)

I’ve been a fool for love:

“But love is blind, and lovers cannot see
The petty follies that themselves commit”

Merchant of Venice, Act 3, scene i
:frowning:

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andros quipped:

Nonsense. I have people to do these things for me.

Enrique! Sic 'im!

Esprix

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“Our revels now are ended” :frowning:
–The Tempest, Act 4, scene i

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Somehow the armoire theives from Sienfeld come to mind, Esprix. :wink: (“You REFUSE to wear de ribbon?”)

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swimmingriddles wrote:

{whoosh!}

Sorry, not a Seinfeld fan.

Esprix