Who's Who on the SDMB?

On the rare occasions when I spark notice and comment, the word that seems to come up the most is “nice” so I guess I’m “nice” - whatever that means. IRL, I’m a smart-ass… but I’m nice about it. I’m closing in on the half-century mark, ex-Navy, still working for the Navy as a civilian aerospace structural engineer, and I’d rather sail than just about anything. I birthed the Perfect Child[sup]TM[/sup] and she’s now a sophomore in high school. My husband is a licensed Coast Guard 50-Ton Master (yeah, I like 'em big, no I don’t call him “Master”) and we have 2 idiot dogs.

How do you like me so far? :smiley:

I’m a non-smoking, clean, sober, celibant vegetarian. In short, I’m no fun at all. I have a rare blood disorder shared only by 11 females in my family and one outsider (who we suspect had a relative conceived on the wrong side of the blanket as it were). I am somewhat psycic and have to ability to be almost invisible.

I have a huge CD collection of Andrew Lloyd Webber cast recodings in 20 different languages. which is worth considerably more than I paid for it.

Bah! Bah, I say, sir! robby is an ex-submariner, IIRC, and I certainly have not been shy about my time as a Reactor Operator in the Silent Service.

Since I’ve been sucessfully lured into this thread…

I’m an insuferable git, am sorely challenged in the humor area, but have a broad range of information on things military, electronic, and computational. I’m also the loon who’s always singing my favorite two songs “Get Thee To The Range” and “We’re All In The Militia” in various gun threads. I have lotsa other knowledge, but it’s too diverse to catagorize, from a life lived far faster & more full then the normal.

These days I do IT consulting.

Geez, I feel so insignificant among all you overachievers.

Doctors, lawyers, writers, scientists…

I’m just a dumb flatfoot that…

Wait a sec. A dumb flatfoot that’ll write you up if he catches you running a red light.

Plus I got a gun, flashing lights and a siren.

Yep. I belong here.

Whew
Ontario… okay I am safe… for now…
Rhetorical question: So why does my car accelerate to 110 then?

I have no idea what you’re talking about…

(and thanks, TruePisces. :))

Another one reporting in.

The first rule about being a banned SA goon is you don’t talk about being a banned SA goon.

:slight_smile:

I am the Original Swedish Chick. As far as I know I was the first Swede on the board.

I’m a language dweeb, and I can freak people out by imitating American accents really well (brag, brag). Except New York, which I’d love to be able to do.

I’m also FairyChatMom’s virtual daughter, and I’ve mooned the occasional neighbor in her honor.

Hey, wait! I thought I was me!

That ain’t the way I heard it…:wink:

Um, Redboss? Primaflora is this Judy Davis? Really?

I also the one with an obsession for Claudia Christian and will gladly share my nude pics of her with you and talk your ear off about what a nifty-cool person she is. So much so that, if given the opportunity, I would give up men for her. :smiley:

Have a fondness for leather, which goes well with my submissive tendancies.

I’m a non-traditional college student, returning to Oklahoma State for my eventual Masters degree in Family Therapy. That was the plan, but I’m thinking of changing my major. :eek:

I’m a single parent and refer to my two kids as Jr Ranger I (F/14) and Jr Ranger II (M/8).

I have a well documented, umm…, taste for younger men.

Here’s what I can think of right at the moment:

Verrain shares my my Amber obsession and is a grad student at U Penn. He is very much into Dr. Who, The Cartoon Network, hugs, and cheering people up.

manhattan knows more about Science Fiction than he lets on, is a very generous tipper, and is (don’t tell him I told you) a sweetheart of a guy when he wants to be. The rest of the time he’s a cranky SOB.

I’ll be back when I think of more.

I have an arch-nemesis on the boards… His name: pezpunk. His mission: who knows? What’s my point?: who cares?

FWIW I’m not sure which one of us is the evil one, but i have the goatee…

Oh really? How did you hear it? Did I manage to flirt with you in my sleep? Am I now able to stop regretting? Hmmm? :stuck_out_tongue:

You were the first person ever to flirt with me on here. Yeah, it was pretty tame, but it was my first time. And don’t forget your very own Flirt Academy. I believe I had some, um, “expert tutoring”…:wink:

blush Oh! And I thought you were meant that I didn’t regret it! I was just thinking along the lines of how we kept planning to flirt, and things just didn’t work out that we were able to… you know, outside the Academy and all…

[sub]Did I mention blush???[/sub]

OK, I promise that this is the last time I’ll hijack this thread in this manner. That being said, blushing is flirting, at least as far as I’m concerned. Or at least an invitation to flirting, and attempts to make the blusher blush more are definitely flirting. I mention this because that’s pretty much how our first…um…encounter went (not the Flirt Academy one, the other one). However, if you want to flirt with me, I’m always amenable. :slight_smile:

To return to the OP (or get there at all :o):

I’m a computer programmer, avid swing dancer (duh), dog and cat fancier, computer gamer, and skier (snow, not water). I’m married, but Dr. LindyHopper is not on the boards (although she has read bits in the past; not recently, though [which is probably a good thing…:D]).

I am a twenty year old college student, currently majoring in Biology. I have been on the boards a while, but don’t post a lot cause I rarely have anything worth saying :wink:

I am a triplet and Shera is one of my triplet sisters. The other one isn’t on the boards…yet:)

Tyrrell McAllister is also my brother, and although I doubt that many people know who he is, since he never posts, he is the one who introduced me to the boards.

I know pretty much anything there is to know about Episodes 4,5,and 6 in the Star Wars Saga, but Episode 1 turned me off the Star Wars obsession (Jar Jar needs to die!).

I also am an avid Buffy: The Vampire Slayer fan, and know quite a bit about that as well.

I have, as of Saturday, taken up the guitar and will be annoying the hell out of my sister while I practice poorly played cords.

I work at a California State Park as a seasonal park aid.

I almost never make it to the Bay Area Dopefests, because I never notice them till they are over, and, as a result, almost no one knows who I am.:slight_smile:

Actually, you’re my best nightmare! :smiley:

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Thanks for the plug, Tranquilis!

Now that I’ve been successfully lured into this thread…

I am indeed an ex-submariner, an O-ganger (officer) to be exact, but don’t hold it against me. :stuck_out_tongue:

Actually, I’m still in the Navy. For the last few years, I’ve been teaching chemistry and physics to midshipmen. However, this is soon coming to an end, as I’m getting out in five months.

I’m currently finishing my master’s thesis in Environmental Engineering, which will hopefully help me land a real job in February.

However, for this to happen, I really need to stop spending excessive amounts of time on the boards…