The guy looked a bit like Tom Selleck (this was 1980)–moustache, tall, curly brown hair. He freaked me out. I was with people on my floor, a new freshman, checking out the town of Boulder (the Mall, specifically). As soon as I said no, he hightailed it out of there.
It has always intrigued me in a minor way. What would/could he have done in daylight, in front of a group? This was 1980–god knows what he’d do now…
Well if you ladies would stop pointing your chest at my eyes, maybe I wouldn’t!
And I was really trying to “see into your heart” honest! 
Okay, but your chicken is better than my Mom’s 
No one’s chicken is as good as my mom’s.
And if that means I’m not getting in your pants, I’ll cope.
Mmmm, chicken.
Screamed a muscular housewife named Beth
While choking her husband to death:
“I’ve never found lipstick
Adorning your dipstick
But that’s sure FDS on your breath!”
I want to laugh but I don’t know what FDS is.
http://www.fds.info/pages/fds_faq.cfm
I see they don’t want FDS to stand for Feminine Deodorant Spray any more. Now it’s Feminine Discreet Sensual. Whatever.
Why we won’t (3 true stories):
On our second date, you got really drunk and kept flicking on your cigarette lighter and holding your hand over the flame.
On our first date, you interrupted a pretty good makeout session by trying to drag me back to your house, where your 2 kids were asleep and your (not yet ex-, as it turned out) husband lived upstairs.
On our second date, you went off on a long tangent about how you insisted your previous boyfriend go into couples counseling with you after you’d been together for 4 months.
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Telling me all about you & your family’s psychohistory isn’t scoring you points.
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This is why you wait til you’re moved in together and engaged or married 
ummm… let’s see…
Yes, i know you came to town to meet me - that was YOUR choice, i didnt ask or beg. But for og’s sake, do not ask me the day before you have to head back: “It’s been 3 days, are we gonna have sex or what?” :smack: WTF? If i havent even kissed you in the 3 days, why would i even consider having sex with you??? I never promised you anything, let alone led you on.
French kissing with no technique… no, your wild tongue thrashing as though you were licking cake batter out of a bowl does not make anything other than my face wet.