Well, not an actual hobbit,of course. Meriadoc Brandybuck and Elanor Gamgee and all their wretched ilk are extinct. I baked the last one into a meat pie myself.
But anyway, would you date a little person–someone under four feet tall? Assume for the sake of the discussion that the person in question is the right age for you, normally proportioned, and otherwise your type (however you define your type). Pippin or Rosie has met you at, oh, let’s say a Dopefest. You were already attracted to his or her board persona but did not know until the assembly at the tavern that she or he was fun-sized. The person is also lacking in shyness and makes no bones about inviting you for a private date.
Poll in a moment.