BooBoo;
Hmmm, you wouldn’t be upset about anything? Life getting you down? or are you just looking for a chance for Mod Bashing?
Oops, my bad. I didn’t read the name right. I got him mixed up with John Edward from the show Crossing Over (whom I despise). I have no problem with our John Corrado.
[sub]note to self: check target before firing[/sub]
Nay Problem BooBoo.
Where’s Yogi these days?
Jesus would take the bus.
In addition to his transit pass, JC would ride an old 3-speed Raleigh or Gazelle or something-- something practical that he could maintain himself.
Now I have an image of Jesus on rollerblades in my head. . .
Got locked up for trying to steal a picnic basket from Jesus’s mint green '72 Pinto. I think he will forgive him though. 
Well, if you were driving in Chicago in the late 70’s, that was probably me. That’s what I drove, that’s what I looked like.
And, Mennocchio, I am LOL here, too.
D’Oh! Sorry, Menocchio. I poot this forth as a lame excuse for my spelling - it seemed more biblical with an extra n.
why is this in the pit? last i saw it, it was in MPSIMS…
I would have thought he would prefer a Cadillac or other car with a huge comfortable dashboard for his plastic butt, but apparently Jesus drives a monster truck.
Jesus was a carpenter. Obviously he’d drive a pick-up. More than likely a Ford F350 with built-in tool drawers and a big orange Gatorade container in back.
he might ride a Harley, takes a miracle to keep them running…
Takes a miracle to stop and turn them, too. 
I completely lost when I read that God owns an Accord. That was classic.
BTW, John Corrado is a Republican. He drives American, of course. He’s also a succer for trendy babe magnets that look cool, but drive like vans. I’ll leave the guess to the reader. 
I thought he rides a pogostick?
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This image came to mind of a soldier firing over the top of a trench, pausing, then yelling, “SORRY”!
That started me giggling, which is not appropriate work behavior.
The rest of this thread’s funny, too. What’s it doing in the Pit?
You’re all missing the central point: Jesus was a carpenter.
Therefore, he would drive a faux-wood-panelled station wagon. An '82 Olds Cutlass station wagon. Drove one myself.
W[sup]ho[/sup] W[sup]ants[/sup] J[sup]elly[/sup] D[sup]onuts[/sup]?
i know, pesch- when this thread was opened a month ago, it was in MPSIMS or IMHO. but, for some reason, it has suddenly turned up in the pit. withhout any apperent moderator action!
so, something funky is going on or someone hacked moderator powers!
Apparently, Jesus drives a porcshe
http://www.jesus.com