Hush Cretin.
And did you ever stop to wonder why that is?
And I never said otherwise. I was responding to FinnAgain’s question. (BTW, Finn: no worries. I wasn’t offended in the slightest by your post, and figured you were being rhetorical in the first place.)
Oh, yeah, good point. I really should have directly addressed the OP somewhere in my last post. You know, sort of presented a countering point of view, maybe acknowledged that sometimes jokes wear thin, but that’s sort of the nature of a MB, and it’s just easier to scroll past the ones that don’t do anything for you personally. I could even have pointed out in sort of an oblique manner that we can’t all be hilarious 100% of the time and some jokes are just going to fall flat, no matter what the topic. Damn, I wish I had thought of that myself. Well, maybe next time.
Wide and deep, my friend. Wide and deep.
Let’s lower the bar.
You can be a limbo star!
How low can you go?
Pretty fucking low, obviously.
Do you have any content to advance or any factual positions to defend, or are you just masturbating like a motherfuck?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Some of us don’t like to fuck our mothers!
Some of us are in non-incestuous relationships!
Your spouting off about fucking mothers is offensive and blatantly disrespectful of the fact that some people, myself included, do not find our mothers attractive and we would not like to fuck them!
You guys seems so ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OBLIVIOUS to your inter-family-sexism.
Finn, not that it matters to you in the least…I normally can’t stand you but that last post was pure comedy gold.
Yet another person who mistakes Fool’s Gold for the genuine article.
And the cavalcade of content continues!
Oh, shit, that’s funny. Hee. Lord. Heeeeeee.
No. I think you’re wrong here. This argument would hold water in a lot of places, but I don’t think this is one of them. If you or I decided to extoll the virtues of our preferred genders, we wouldn’t catch any heat whatsoever. In all honesty, if I raved about the goodness of pussy, or you rated an actor on cock size, and someone did have something negative to say about our comments in specific, all I can see is a quick pitting and a pile-on by most of the board on whatever heterosexist fuck made said comment. The few here that would have a problem with it would be wise enough to keep their traps shut. I can’t speak for you, of course, but you’ll find me in the hot girl threads and porn threads right along with the straight Dopers, and no one has ever made a comment about it. I know what you’re referring to is if all gay Dopers did this en masse, but I really can’t see it. All of the breast talk in this thread is the same thing you’ll find in every Pit thread – OP states hatred of behavior A, four million posters pile in and exhibit behavior A just to be funny. Eons ago, I pitted people who feel a need to correct others with “Um, no. [Insert correction here].” What do you think the FIRST ten posts consisted of? Witticisms containing “Um, no” of course.
You might would reconsider your thoughts on this – I know and understand what you’re saying about heterosexism, but I think this is the last board to levy that charge at.
Yes, again you add nothing.
I am eternally guided by your own example.
Jesus, you’re the one who started this hijack! You add something! You still haven’t.
Storming into a thread and making claims of some sort of bigotry, which you still refuse to define, and then whining when you’re called on the carpet… that’s the behavior of a whiney little bitch. Stop being a whiney little bitch, or leave the thread.
Uh, neither are you. What’s your point?
Can we get back to the topic? You know…titties?
Yay!
For the discussion, I would add the NOT WORKSAFE url
http://www.
art-tattoo.com/images/beth7.jpg
I have broken the link on purpose so that you have to manually input it into your browser. I’d say that, on one hand, it does look kinda neat. On the other, holy shit that must hurt!
That is an incredibly shitty tattoo. The flowers are nice, but the bee and butterfly are hideous and out of proportion.
I know, I know. “What tattoo?”
Mock, my man, seriously - the pills. The pills are your friend.
You levelled an unfounded, irrational charge against the people of this board and got called on it. You’re reactiing emotionally, throwing what amounts to a hissy-fit.
Your charges against Miller of not adding to the thread are, again, irrational and unfounded. As implied with his sarcasm, he did address the OP, in his first post.
Chill. Out.
chatelaine: Maybe she had some weird blemish she wanted to cover up? Or thought that a giant bumble bee would be neat?
Is the person who’s lecturing us about being “juvenile” and “obnoxious” the same person who went nuclear in Cafe Society the other day because someone had the **NERVE **to say that Paula Poundstone’s TV show was canceled after **ONE **episode, when it was actually canceled after ***TWO ***episodes?
Could be. The flowers are really nice.
Am I the only one who hunted for her nipples?