Regarding the pills comment: go fuck yourself.
I get dogpiled and I’m the one throwing a hissy fit
Miller pulls his normal bullshit and you defend him and criticize me.
What utter bullshit.
chatelaine: I can confirm that you are not, in fact, the only one.
Both true.
You make an accusation that many of us seem to, rightly, view as somewhat wrong verging on really nuts. When asked to support your position, you immediately and without delay hop up on the cross and begin complaining that you’re a victim. Boo fucking hoo.
As I exit the thread, the topic will again return to juvenile breast banter with brief asides about me.
As you assholes were.
The pills comment is a joke. Good to see your legendary sense of humor is intact, eh?
Your assertion that Miller was hijacking the thread, adding nothing, etc - is at odds with reality. So when you say that he didn’t “add to the conversation” when he did address the OP in his post, I am going to jump in on the side of reality and truth, whoever’s involved.
And believe me, Miller and I? We’re not the best of buds, here. I’m not defending him. Just sayin’ you might want to calm down.
Now that we’ve all agreed, random boobs!:
Should be mostly safe for work, but I’m erring on the side of caution.
Otto, any chance you could show another thread in which boob jokes derailed the OP. No, this thread doesn’t count. I was going to spot you this one, but even with my and others immature jokes the question got an answer. Maybe we went a bit overboard in that one, but I’d like to think that some of my comments lighten threads and enhance others’ enjoyment.
Mockingbird, wha? Upon preview: could you come here?
- Door. Ass. Don’t let it hit. Yadda yadda.
- Coward.
- So hetero folks joking about breasts is juvenile, but the bi/lesbian chick doing so is just fine. Fucking bigot.
Cowardly motherfucking wimp.
You come into a thread, cast aspersions around, all because people were enjoying themselves and making a serious of spectacularly unfunny but well intentioned jokes. Then you act like a victim, and refuse to support your position. Don’t throw a punch if you don’t want to get into a fight, and don’t post on the Dope if you can’t deal with disagreement. Go away until you’re not a whiney little bitch.
Insert Lee Trevino Head Shake[sup]TM[/sup] here.
</happy gilmour>
[Fugs]
*"Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
…Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They’re big and round,
They’re all around.
They’re big and round,
They’re all around."*
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Pshaw. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of Jeri Ryan.
Maybe not worksafe. Maybe is… dunno.
Maybe that’s because you’re whiny and shrill. For the record, you’ve never made it onto my radar screen before, but judging by this thread, and this thread alone, you’re a complete loon suffering from that all-too-common delusion that everything is about you.
And in the interest of full disclosure, I should add that I’m a Y-chromosome enhanced individual who enjoys female nipplage, and their mounting devices.
So wait – which part is the parody, again? Is it the lame attempt to gay-up a 20-year-old pop song, or is it this pitch-perfect parody of “Liberal PC Gay Agenda” talk? You cannot be serious. That sounds like something duffer would write to make fun of how them gays are all shrill and whiny.
What a fucking crock of bullshit. You should be fucking ashamed to use gaybashing and anti-gay politics as an attempt to defend yourself or get sympathy for being such a fucking hypersensitive twat. You go in thread after thread and make lame innuendo or some stupid pointless comment, then when anyone calls you on it, you go screaming “hetrosexism” and “homophobia” and “prejudice.” And if it happens to be a gay person calling you on it, then you go on about the big gay conspiracy against you and how all the other homos turn on you for whatever reason. That passed tiresome a ways back, dude.
Yeah, because that never, ever happens on the SDMB. Jesus H. You can’t swing a dead cat around here without flirting and innuendo going on left and right; gay, straight, and whatever else. How many times have you yourself used the phrase “butt pirates” on this board? You’re going to have to tell me because I sure as hell don’t want to do a search.
And now you and Otto want to act all offended and annoyed because some guy makes a harmless comment about tits. What a fucking crock.
Mockingbird - Honestly, I think your parody of “Baby Got Back” was a more effective weapon against heterosexism than your last several posts have been. Like it or not, it’s very difficult to get people to see your side of the story when you spend most of your time enumerating the many different ways in which they’re assholes (no pun intended). There’s a reason why the homophobes get so upset about positive representations of homosexuality in the media. They don’t want Joe and Jane Six-pack seeing gay folks just bein’ gay folks. They want to keep us as enemies. This honestly isn’t helping.
I know you’re pissed off. You’ve got plenty to be pissed off about. But there’s a time and a place for everything. You don’t win arguments by berating the fence-sitters. You win arguments by being more intelligent, more humorous, more clever, and more even-tempered than your opponent. It doesn’t matter who’s right and who’s wrong. The person who starts shouting first is the one the audience turns on.
At the end of the day, Mockingbird, I’m on your side, whether or not you like it. I support your rights, and I will do everything I can to see that you get them. But I can’t condone your tactics. They’re counterproductive. So my advice would be: Lighten up. Take the fabled “Chill Pill.” Stick to being funny, clever, and smart, and save the ranting for later.
Dude, the heterosexism is right in the title The Straight Dope. What else could straight really mean? :dubious:
I don’t think some people understand the restraint that we confirmed heterosexists often employ in making posts. Frex, I was over in the thread on “Who Will Bush Pick To Replace Sandra Day O’Connor?” And I toyed briefly with pointing out the obvious: that he should pick the female judge with the biggest rack and the most bodacious bootay. Possibly this might require a wet T-shirt contest for all the candidates. But I realized that in doing so, I would stifle all debate, and thus kill the thread, because all the heterosexist posters there would immediately realize that I was totally right and there was no point in arguing with me on that point. So I didn’t, in the interests of continuing the debate.
Please, no need to thank me. The knowledge of my own goodness is enough.
Maybe you can please explain to me what exactly ‘heterosexism’ is?
The only way I can see that term being used is to describe someone who thinks that heterosexuality is the only type of sexuality which should be allowed/isn’t revolting. Why, then, would it apply to most Dopers? Or, for that matter, a pit thread about tits that got turned on the OP?
I believe most who use the term use it in lieu of “heterocentrism.”
I think perhaps Mockingbird was more speaking of heterocentrism, which is the notion that straights tend to subconsciously believe that everyone else is straight. As in, “Hey, everyone will love a good joke about tits!” Heterosexism is as you described – believing heterosexuality to be the only valid sexuality.
Or maybe he was referring to heterosexism, I’m not quite sure.
And I see andros has beaten me to it!
shakes fist