These standards are meat and drink to us in the ~99 household. This is why kaylasmom and I spent so much of last night’s show shouting derisive scorn at the judges. Blake and Phil both deserved lambasting for their wooden performances (Phil was worse than Blake, FWIW, but YOU DO NOT SING A FOUR MINUTE SONG WHEN YOU ARE ONLY GIVEN TWO MINUTES TO SING, MR. BEAT-BOX!!!).
Melinda was flawless. My first feeling was that they should have saved her for last, but about halfway through the show I changed my mind. She should have gone FIRST, and everybody who followed her should have been told why they didn’t measure up to the standard she set. Simon telling her that the verse was boring was arrogant, ignorant and WRONG.
Frankly, I think Simon just doesn’t like the Great American Songbook. How else to explain him airing as a complaint the fact that a song, arrangement, or performance is “old-fashioned”? If you don’t want the classics treated with the respect they deserve, you shouldn’t schedule them.
Lakisha should go home, just because of implying that Tony Bennett and his instruction should go to hell. Oh, and because she couldn’t find the right key for the first 2/3 of her performance.
Haley, please decide how you feel as you sing Ain’t Misbehavin’; bluesy, torchy, or vampy. The smorgasbord of styles you tried to give us just. didn’t. work.
Gina, good job on Smile. Tasteful, understated, and you kept the microphone in front of your mouth so I didn’t have to look at your tongue stud. The red mezzanine on your hair was unfortunate, but I suppose it couldn’t be helped.
Sanjaya, you sounded like you were singing karaoke. It was not anything to rate an impression. And the suit makes you look, as Liberal so astutely points out, creepy.
Jordin, and Chris R. Please forgive me, but I can’t remember what either of you sang. I can only say that Jordin’s performance was good, and Chris’s wasn’t.
And who was it above that said they didn’t like Melinda’s hair? C’mon! Who doesn’t think D.W. is adorable?