The tide has turned. Everyone wants Eric out now.
Gah. I just read that too. Stupid hamsters.
I haven’t been keeping count, but I recall in the beginning they mentioned that Eric gets $10,000 for every 5 tasks he completes. I’m pretty sure that he’s done at least 5, so at least he’d have that when he gets evicted (which looks unavoidable now).
Another thing I’m curious about: if and when Eric gets evicted, will CBS “out” him to the rest of the house, or will they choose another “Amurrica’s Puppet”?
Oh, and the viewers have absolutely NO imagination! How much better would it have been if they’d voted to have Eric promise to take Jen to the final 2? Jessica was a no-brainer–and apparently so are most of the people who voted!
I know they’ve had religious people in the house before, and I’m cool with that, but Jameka is freakin’ NUTS! She’s beyond Godbotherer–she’s a Godstalker !
Sounded like a line from a Sam Kinison routine, didn’t it–“TASTE GOD, TASTE GOD!!! OH! OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” 
Usually, by this time, the alliances are pretty much set, but this season I still don’t know who’s with who! Outside of Dick and Daniele, there really doesn’t appear to be anything solid. If Dick can actually pull off an alliance with Jen and Kail and let Zach tag along, they stand to be the only thing resembling a power in the house.
How far into the game do they usually bring back the evicted guests? Who would you like to see back? Maybe the producers should wait for Jen to get evicted, and then see if we all can get her back in…that’d be cool (Dick’s head might explode).
Actually, I think they only did that on BB6, and it didn’t amount to much (Kaysar was brought back and then re-evicted right away). I doubt they’d try it again.
But if they did, it would probably be Nick.
Actually, I think they only did that on BB6, and it didn’t amount to much (Kaysar was brought back and then re-evicted right away). I doubt they’d try it again.
But if they did, it would probably be Nick.
It happened on BB4, as well. Amy Cruise (Marcellus’s dipsomanic, cheese-lovin’ fag hag)was brought back in.
They did it in one of the other years too – with Amy (I don’t remember which season that was. 3 or 4 I think). She ended up going pretty deep from what I recall (F3 maybe?)
I think they usually do it pretty early if they do it, like before the evictees start going into sequester for the jury. I think they also promo’d it fairly early in those seasons. The lack of promos this season makes me think they aren’t going to do it.
Ah yes…it was the Marcellus year. If I recall correctly, Amber was once saved from eviction by Marcellus’ dumbass, grandstanding decision not to veto himself when he had the chance. That’s probably still the dumbest move in BB history.
Well, if they don’t bring back an evictee, I’m still waiting for more twists. The enemies thing was good, and I am SO indifferent towards the America’s Player bit – We need something to shake this thing up. Call me cynical, but I think the Producers might interfere somehow to keep Eric in the game.
PS, thanks for the vocab, I had to look up dipsomaniac.
Last I read this afternoon, they switched back again. No doubt they’ll yo-yo about 100x before tomorrow night.
These people are entertaining, to say the least. Here’s my take on each of them in the form of a fake live feed transcription. All the houseguests are sitting around the table eating.
DanielleGod, I hate this plaaaaace. I just hate it heeeere.
KailWhat’s wrong, Danielle?
DickLeave her alone, you fucking hag! Goddamn, you’re annoying. You’re just a lying shit-brain windbag. What a slut!
EricI think that if we just examine the issue dispassionately we can come to a consensus think about when we first came in the house the order they had us walk in I think it was somebody in the first group but Dick and Jessica were upstairs what were you in the HOH room or something but anyway…
DustinI was up there too, you know. Look at my abs now.
AmberIs my eye bleeding?
JamekaI pray to God for your healing. I’m eating God right now.
ZachI’ve eaten testicles before.
JessicaEww. That’s just gross.
JenDid somebody leave a towel in the dryer?
DanielleI’m just sick of iiiiiit. Life sucks without Niiiiiick.
AmberI know. I loved Nick too. Now I love Dustin.
DickDustin’s just a pimple on Nick’s ass, you dumb fucking whore! Why don’t you close your mouth when you’re eating, you disgusting fat wench!
EricI really don’t believe you’re being fair to Amber because she’s struggling with life issues while she’s trying to recover from addiction to methamphetamines which isn’t something a lot of people can do even after they’ve struggled for years to overcome…
JessicaEric, honey, you’re kind of blathering.
JamekaMmmhmmm.
DustinI’m sorry, Danielle. I didn’t mean to…
DickWill you just get off her back? Why don’t you go fuck your little Nazi whore? She hates you 'cause you’re a Jew AND a faggot. She hates you twice.
AmberWho’s he talking about?
JenI think it’s you, Amber.
KailAnybody want more pizza?
ZachI think they were from a sheep.
That was just classic. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
Ypu pretty much nailed it, Lib. Just add in a dash of Dick telling Daniele how mean she’s being and Daniele telling him everything is “so fruuustrating!”
And remember how scintillating the Nick-Dani dialogues were.
Nick: You’re beautiful
Daniele: Shut uuup!
Nick: I want to kiss you.
Daniele: You’re gross.
Nick: You should come to Minnesota with me.
Daniele: Shut uuup!
Nick: I could take you fishing
Daniele: You’re gross.
Nick: The fish would love you because you’re so beautiful.
Daniele: Shut uuuup!
Nick: Would you do Dane Cook? I would totally do Dane Cook…if I was gay…which I’m not.
Daniele: Who’s Dane Cook?
Nick: He’s this really cute comedian. But he’s not as cute as you are.
Danielle: Shut uuuup!
I keep forgetting to ask - why does Dustin refer to taking his girlfriend for a trip? Does he swing both ways or … is he actually referring to a guy whom he calls his girlfriend or … ?
Dustin’s refering to his girlfriend in the same way that a girl would refer to her girlfriend — in other words, it’s a friend who’s a girl.
(Very funny, Dio! Nick is quite icky.)
No freaking way…I was hoping it would be Dick.
You little quivering shit! I know you lied!
Dick, how about we go to the final two together??
Great job on that dialog Lib. Very funny stuff. Though unlike the houseguests I don’t have any issue with Zach, but the non-sequitur you gave him in the dialog…priceless. 
Eric did get assigned Dick as the HG he has to incessantly flatter. That should be pretty funny. He’s already saying he’s just going to do it to annoy Dick. I don’t knoiw if he’s started yet. I’m sure Dick will just think he’s kissing ass to try to stay in the house. Being on the block actually gives him a little bit of cover for that task.
I always love it when Daniele’s whining to Daddy Dick.
Daniele: What about meeee. You have no idea how hard it is for meeee to be in this house because you are here. It suuuucks.
Dick: That Jen. She’s such a self-centered bitch. No daughter of mine will ever act that way.