You, sir, are a moron.
When you start a thread in Great Debates, you are supposed to post some kind of evidence for your assertions. Said evidence may not consist of “some clown told me so on another messageboard”, even if they had a really cool user name. Scientific studies would be good. Simply saying “I really believe in this crackpot notion”, however, is not.
And saying “I am not gonna post any cites, because I prefer pulling your chain” makes me think of a naughty word beginning with T.
And guess what - if turning the garden hose on yourself when you are too warm represents the pinnacle of your creative thinking, don’t be surprised when your intellectual superiors (briefly, anyone who can get their shoes on the correct feet in the mornings) make mockery of your lame-assed attempts at self-justification.
You are a putz. You’re a dolt, a drooler, a driveling dimwit, a densely dumb dodo deserving of defenestration.
You’re Bozo the Clown’s half-witted brother, who they don’t let into the clown car because you try to blame your farts on someone else. If your brains were converted to dynamite and detonated all at once, the resulting explosion would not make a candle flicker. You think depleted uranium is dense? Compared to your skull, it’s balsa wood.
You have a reserved seat on the short bus. You cannot retain a grip on reality because your hands are slippery from confusing the word “strawberry” with “KY” and opening the wrong jelly jar.