That singing hood ornament is the stuff of nightmares.

Paula Abdul Dances Along to Her 1989 'Forever Your Girl' Video in Ad for...
'Feel the joy of movement'
That singing hood ornament is the stuff of nightmares.
No kidding! And she’s (?) got no legs, and is trapped forever in a half-existence.
Of course she has legs, how do you think the latch works?
She must have legs, how else would she sneak into that driver’s house at night?
(That’s in the next commercial…)
Appropriately theme song provided by ZZ-Top.
she’s got legs, she knows how to use them
Geico has revived this 2013 commercial.
Dikembe Mutombo - "NOT IN MY HOUSE!
I like it, but does anyone still remember him anymore?
The “Not in my house” ad reminds me of a Sonic ad that used to air during college basketball season. The two doofuses (Pete and T.J.?) are sitting in the car as usual, and Pete is droning on about something, and goes to pop a tater tot in his mouth when T.J. slaps it out of his hand and says something like “Rejected! Don’t bring that weak tot action in here!” I’ve always suspected that bit was unscripted because Pete just sits there with a “WTF just happened?” look on his face that totally cracks me up.
Dikembe Mutombo - "NOT IN MY HOUSE!
That guy finger wags at a post-graduate level.
I like the Voltaren commercial where 58 year old Paula Abdul dances alongside her 27 yo self from the 1989 ‘Forever your Girl’ video. Her apparent joy in dancing along with the tagline ‘feel the joy of movement’ is a little moment of happiness and optimism. She really hasn’t lost a step, and she still looks so similar to her young self I suspected that modern Abdul just did both dance versions for the commercial. But a quick googling found me this article that said it was the real deal, and the most difficult part of making the commercial was processing the 1989 video for hig-def. Also according to the article, she actually does use the product to treat her osteoarthritis, so truth in advertising!
'Feel the joy of movement'
Not normally a fan of LIMU EMU and Doug, but the filters one is pretty good.
Except for the fact that the emu starts pecking at its camera; the sound effect for which doesn’t make any sense, either.
Not normally a fan of LIMU EMU and Doug, but the filters one is pretty good.
“I’m not an emu.”
There’s a commercial for Dove body wash that shows a woman carrying a dog in the rain as dramatic music plays and it appears as though she’s rescuing him. But a woman asks her, “Is he OK?” and she replies “Yeah, he’s just decided he’s done walking for the day.”
Knix bra commercial: “Wireless bra that supports all day and feels like nothing at all!”
My brain, without hesitation: “Stupid sexy Flanders!”
Love these.
The first and last ones are especially great.
Nothing at all. . . nothing at all. . . nothing at all. . .