It may surprise you to know that Friends did make it across the Pond, and I was an avid viewer 
so I knew exactly what you were up to… I just chose not to rise to the bait… 
Off to the Likker Sto.
DON’T MAKE ME TELL MOM!
That do it for you?
Herbs, I’ll keep her in my prayers.
swampy, this is the MMP. The only way we’re getting culture is if Boy George joins us.
doggio I got culture. I’m also couth, suave, kempt, and sheveled. So There! 
Pie[sup]2[/sup] I suppose one shouldn’t flirt with dessert.
Mary had a little lamb
A little beef, a little ham
Mary had a dumpling white
For Mary had a little appetite. 
Sari and Bobbio, glad you’re out of the horsepistol and doing better.
It’s one day closer to Firday here in Cube City.
red I’m glad to know there’s somebody else with a little culture up in here. 
Hey, I had all kinds of cultures done last weekend.
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece
To see if they would f…all off.
Now that’s some classy poetry right there!
Howdy all.
The chilluns managed the share their durned virus with me. Not so cute now. And now that I’m not up to watching them, they’re feeling better. Sunny-son carved his name in the leather chair in the living room. Grrrrr.
Welcome Pie. I will learn the coding on the squared later. 
Sari and Bobbio glad you’re recovering.
I like Toronto. Friends keep buying me ice cream.
I remember one year at a camp, we had a talent show. One group of kids wrote a skit about Mary’s little lamb following her to school and ending up as lamb chops in the cafeteria.
Dayum! The noob has been here all of what, 24 hrs & already learned to ignore Swampy!
[small green Jedi]Smart one pie[sup]2[/sup] you are.[/sgJ]
Howdy from da cave! YAY!!! I’m makin’ brekkie for dindin tonight. Snausage, scrambled aigs, cheeze grits, and bizkits. I got a gnawin’ and a cravin’ and OYKW likes brekkie for dindin so it’s all win-win!
Sunny hope you feel better soonest.
Did somebody hear a noise? No? Oh wait, I see a spider…
STOMP!!! There. took care of that.
I better method than this fellow used.
We have a confirmed launch code. Repeat. We have a confirmed launch code.
This is not a drill! Repeat. We have a confirmed launch code. This is not a drill!
Commence shark launch NOW!!!
After launch, let’s relax & watch a movie. :eek:
Just wait until Mom gets back…
Bah. I did go down the allotment, and it looks like my plum tree’s going to be ready to harvest while I’m away. It’s looking like a good crop this year too, hope there’s some left for me when I get back!
Maybe I shall open a bottle of the plum wine to make up for it. One bottle needs using soon, it’s pushing the cork back out.
Yogurt has culture, too.
Lord, what a busy day! The landlord is coming over on Saturday to check our furnace because a family died of carbon monoxide poisoning the other day and he wants to replace ours. We’re getting ready for The Visit. I got two transcripts finished, and I’ve got two more to go. I’ve gotten one and sent back two availability surveys for two more jobs and scheduled an interview for yet another one. I’s tahrd and I’ve still got to et dindin (we’re going out) and go to my meeting.
News on the new kitteh front: We’re taking the wee beastie home on Monday, which is perfect because we don’t have to explain a second wee beastie to the landlord this weekend! I can’t wait!
flytrap we’re usin’ coasters so we ain’t skeered of MOOOOOOM. Usually the best way to make sure ya got the spider is to take off and nuke it from orbit.
Rockin’ yogurt is suave and sophisticated? Who knew!
Dindin has been cooked and et. Kitchen is clean. Bear is tahrd. OYKW has gone to his place to crash. He had a loooooooooong day that started early, poor thing.
Now Ima gone relax and surf teh intartoobz right after I go spray some shark repellent around the cee-mint pond.
Well bummer.
Mary had a little burd
Then it began to rain
And when Mary looked again
She saw it in the drain.
I took a nap
Now I’m awake.
I need to log in to irk but my throat is sore and it’s hard to talk. Maybe I’ll take some more time off.