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This is some one else’s post in a thread.
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This is what happens when you post in the thread.
Any questions?
So - if I post in the thread, you’ll waste a perfectly good egg & pan? Can’t you just do a struuter and bring breakfast?
Thanks, DW, the fudge was lovely, but I think I’m ready for breakfast now! (& bacon, please, Shirley…)
Morning. I brought breakfast, so belly up and chow down.
And um, Dire? You did NOT take all the fudge. Is that any way to treat a friend? You’ll notice that neither fierra nor I said anything about you wanting to spread your love around–we know how generous you are.
Besides, I feel bad enough that I broke the second page of this thread…
I must say, nice job quasar.
particlewill, you and your title can suck my white (thread) deadly ass. Just kidding. Hope your not offended.
In retrospect, I realize that that statement, or command, may actually be counterproductive to my goal. I think that a statement, or command like that, directed at me, would only illicit further response. However, maybe you will be so dumbstruck, particlewill, that you will be momentarily paralyzed long enough for this thread to die.
So it’s counterproductive…yet I still click submit reply.
damn it, it has begun. it should be you’re.
I’m kind of scared.
But on a lighter note, I have a secret to share with those of you who persevere and keep posting here. Only those who prove worthy will be informed…
more to come
I’m hungry too…
and bored perchance? You should have been here earlier when Struuter was dishing out breakfast…
steeljaw, I just checked on some recent threads I posted to. Yep, they’re so dead they stink already. Two more notches in my belt. Oh, and I’d be careful with particlewill - that guy is a ninja threadkiller. I really don’t want to see him open yet another can of whoopthreadass again. We couldn’t even paint over the last mess. 
oh yeah
most of the messes I make are so messed up that they dematerialize into nothing. have you ever tried slapping a coat of paint on nothing?
It’s simple, Steeljaw. You just have to get the right kind of primer.
Hmmmm…painting…That reminds me of the time Chester and me went to paint his barn. I told the damn fool that he shoulda got the Red paint, like any self respecting barn painter would use, but no, Chester had to go and be cheap about it. Went to one of those outlet surplus places you see springing up all over these days, and got him some mistery paint. No labels on the cans, of course. Got him about a hundred gallons of the crap. I opens a can, and looks inside, and damned if the stuff isn’t sorta grey/black. Well I figures it’s gonna make one right-ugly barn, but ol’ Chester doesn’t seem to mind, and seeing as he was payin’ me in moonshine that he was makin in the barn, (It’s true function. Kept the MAN from nosin around his buisness. Of course, the MAN in our county was Jacob McDugal, one of the most corrupt Sherrifs this side of anywhere. Mac had a special pocket sewed into his bullet-proof vest to store bribes in. He was ok to deal with as long as ya kept his palm nice and greased, and his was one greasy palm. It was noted with some amusement that after he died, crime in our county seemed to drop by a fair margin.)so I din’t really care WHAT color Chester painted it. Took us the better part of the day to get the barn painted. We finshed up and went in his house for a drink or two while the paint dried. Round about noon the next day when we sobered up, I goes outside to see how she looks. I noticed something odd. I turns to Chester and I says, “Well hell Chest, where’d it go?” There where his barn was, was a big nothing. Turns out that paint Chest bought was surplus Government Stealth plane paint. Took the two of us about an hour of walking around with our arms out in front of us like Frankenstine’s monster till we found it. Ol’ Mac never did find Chest’s still after that.
[sup]Posted with Government Surplus Stealth Fonts[/sup]
Oh my god. Particle Will has put me into a coma…
Time to burn the bacon.
Good job he couldn’t read anything but green numbers, cos I heard Chester hung a sign on the barn so that he could find it…
now for the stupefying question of the day…
how do you make those cute little itty-bitty tiny-winy small letters at the bottom of the page? i looked in the vb code, it doesn’t seem to help. maybe i’m just slow.
Just remember who warned the others about the knisches. But I have a good feeling about the hot chocolate, cookies and pizza, and yes even the snausages!! Enjoy my friends.
BTW I brought biscotti. It was my first time making them. Boy are they good, they have almonds and a touch of orange zest and are dipped in dark chocolate, sliced almonds and drizzled with white chocolate.
Steeljaw, you mean the subs [SUB] like this [/SUB] ?
[SUB] like this [/SUB] but use square brackets instead of <>
wow thanks!
[sub]respond to that[/sub]
[sub]why did you put it in <> if i had to use square brackets[/sub]
Oh, I see how you are…I seem to remember that when I showed up EVERY morning with a wide variety of breakfasts everyone was too busy eating to complain. Yes, even about the knish.
So now we see history repeating itself and someone else wants to cater the event. Do you know how much breakfast every morning for a team of blood-thirsty thread killers sets you back? And you were wondering why I didn’t have any clothes on under that robe.
sniff
<quietly dumps pan of knishes into the trash>
to show the syntax - the square brackets are vB and parsed, the <> is HTML and ignored. The word sub in square brackets wouldn’t show.