There was a guy…wait, he changed that.
It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I don’t get it.
I’m guessing it’s an unexpected substitution for “nacho” (“not your”). But maybe that’s not it, because I’m pretty sure that “nacho” is not a type of chile.
“Canadians and canoes” around my neck of the woods.
What do you 10 Jews eating steak?
Filet minyan.
What do you call a dragon eating steak?
Flaming yawn.
Gee, thanks.
Well THAT was a trifle bazaar!
(I know there’s an elaborate set-up to it)
Also, jalapeno business is pronounced like “all up in your business”, which is one way to say “nosy”.
Assistance dogs for bulimics do the puking for their owners.
What did the leper tell the prostitute?
“Keep the tip.”
The way I heard it was, “Venison’s dear isn’t it.”
Oh, thanks! I wasn’t familiar with “all up in your business”.
Wow. No wonder I didn’t get it.
Three blonds walk into a building. Ya think one of 'em could have found the door.
Two mushrooms walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, “I don’t know why she doesn’t like me, I’m a fungi.”
Sarah Palin walks into a bar.
OW!
So, this baby seal walked into a club…
“Escalators can’t be broken - they can only become stairs”
–Butchered from a Mitch Hedberg routine.
Right, not even close to the same thing. FWIW, I chuckled at your joke and will share. I love bad jokes!
Good thing no one posted this joke two posts before yours. And now, stolen shamelessly from The Oatmeal:
Q: What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi!
Uh, 10-word rule, people?
A couple more Jimmy Carr ones:
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes.
Name something 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape. 