Laffy Taffyese
A limerick:
There once was a big juicy orange
Fuck.
Do dyslexic agnostics wonder if there is a Dog?
Made me laff.
There’s a joke about deja vu, that I vaguely remember…
For Sale.
Egyptian rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
Regards,
Shodan
This is an inadvertent one that a library’s search engine gave me when I was looking for a copy of a folktale.
“Mule Egg” not found. Did you mean, “Male Ego?”
P. S. My husband, Doper Andy L, (the Guy Who’s Pretty Good at SF story identification) found the book I was looking for.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
How do you speak lesbian?
It’s all in the tongue.
I’m like a chocaholic, but with booze.
You know, I think there is a word for jokes like that. :dubious:
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I Just love food. I never eat anything else.
Tommy Cooper.
Why did Navritolva return to Czecholslovakia?
She missed her native tongue.
(Good thing it’s an '80s joke…you’d need eleven words these days.)
Oh, stop being a homophonophobe.
If we’re allowed to go slightly over the ten word limit:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
I’ve always found that one inexplicably hilarious.
Okay, that one made me laugh. A lot!
To be honest, I think I’d opened that tab and then gone and done other things for a while. But still, DAMN IT.
More than 10 but I like it.
Hipsters: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s a really obscure number, you probably haven’t heard of it.
Aibohphobia: fear of palindromes.
Dammit, this was going to be mine!
“Pedophile?..That’s a pretty big word for a five year-old!”
What’s neurotic and lives on Mars?
Woody Alien.