What blows and sucks at the same time?
World’s shortest poem:
FLEAS
Adam
Had 'em.
“A water hole”, he said.
I thought, “he means well”.
mmm
“Dreamed I was a wigwam and teepee.”
“You’re too tense.”
mmm
Citrus-bearing plant, Homes?
A lemon tree, my dear Watson.
Unless the answer is 2 words or less, it’s disqualified. What’s the answer?
Snoop’s doing drug intervention…he’s now Snoop Deputy Dog.
My ex-wife
“Conscience”: Astrology.
Conjugation suck.
I only like puddings that are white. I’m ricist.
“Hoist”: a device for lifting things that are quite damp.
‘Jugular’: a major blood vessel found in street performers.
“Awning”: yawning for no reason.
“Optimist”: just the right amount of fog.
“Carbon”: to abandon one’s slimming programme.
“PUN”: Almost fun.
I don’t eat dates. I’m cutting down on diary products.
Human evolution, very briefly. Start: Biped. End: Buy iPad.
“Harmony”: What comedians earn.
“Shame”: Similar to Sean Connery.
“Jargon”: Improvement made during re-edit of ‘The Phantom Menace’.
“Succulent”: slang expression of contempt towards Lent.
“Larva”: Immature volcano.
“Guest”: a visitor whose name you were unsure of.
Sometimes I can find erogenous zones. Sometimes not. It’s eratic.
“Defer”: To put off gradual hearing loss.
“Denizen”: Small room used for Buddhist meditation.
Apparently, writing ‘tReAsOn’ like that is a capital offense.
What’s unspecified, fragrant and Italian? Aroma n.
I like well-written jokes with a surprise en ding!
People with toothache, they’ve got a nerve.
(All my own work, I thank you.)
Conjunctivitis dot com - there’s a site for sore eyes.
Did you hear the corduroy pillow made headlines?
A man walks into a bar.
“Ow!”
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Everyone beware of Doug. He not only repeats posts, he repeats his repeats.
Which reminds me, Pete and Repeat were on a bed, Pete fell off…
mmm
Hear the one about the two peanuts walking down the…
Time files like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
The masochist says, “Beat me.” The sadist says, “No.”
I always liked this parody of Walt Whitman:
“I repeat myself? Very well, I repeat myself.”
And this one was a family favorite when my daughter was small:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting cow.”
“Interrupting cow wh–”
“MOO!”
Not a joke necessarily but a 10 word conversation between two people…
“MR Ducks
MR Not
MR So, Cedar Wings
MR Ducks.”
Bu-dum tsss
“Come again?” said the deaf hooker.
Do dyslexics read caps lock as cock slap?
I give you: A Limerick (by the world’s laziest limerick writer)
There once was a man from Nantucket
…ahhhh, fuck it
Ha! I’ve got you all beat! 
Not only a joke in 10 words or less, but a limerick in 10 words or less. You won’t find too many of those!