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Sorry if I’ve stepped on any toes, but I NEEEEEEEEED a Lost thread on Wednesdays! My predictions for the opening teaser:
[spoiler]Close up of an eye. Camera pulls back, and it’s Ana Lucia. She’s floating in the ocean. She scrambles up the beach towards a man who is performing CPR on a woman. She kicks the man in the kidneys and steps on the woman’s throat, breaking her trachea. Then she yells at the man.
She stumbles towards the tail section, where the engine is still running. There’s some guy there, yelling “I can walk!” and dancing around his now useless wheelchair. She shoves him into the engine, turning him into a fine pink mist, and blowing up the tail section.
The explosion throws her a number of yards, and she lands in a heap right beside a hugely pregnant woman. She punches the woman right in the stomach, then turns to the big fat guy who was trying to help her and insults him for being such a big fat fatty Mcfatterson. Then she pokes him in the eye.
Then she is put in charge of everything due to her obvious leadership skills.[/spoiler]
I was too lazy to think up another one, so I just pulled this from lost-forum.com where I originally posted it. It really doesn’t need to be spoilered, but it would be just my luck if some of it were true.