You got it mostly correct except that I am 34. I also love the phrase “hard ons for you here” but I don’t swing that way. However, I am so heterosexual that, at one time in college, I had some very prominent gay men including newscasters and radio personalities catering to my every whim so I have a “virtual” hard one for older gay males as long as they bring cash. It is a symbiotic relationship that works well for everyone.
Thanks for defending me. My writing style is distinctive but it pisses people off. All of my stories are true but stylized in my own way. That is the Southerner in me. I know your name and writing style easily but not personally enough to give many facts.