Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick

[erysichthon]

What I like about Shagnasty is that he is 100 percent secure in his heterosexuality, and wants the world to know it.

@Shagnasty

I consider myself 100% heterosexual.

@Shagnasty

Heterosexual as straight as they come.

@Shagnasty

I knew I was heterosexual at a very young age so it was pop a boner time.

@Shagnasty

I am also very much 100% heterosexual, mostly a republican, and raised in a very small town in Louisiana where people could not comprehend this.

@Shagnasty

Straight men like myself can look at slideshows of nothing but vulvas and vaginas all day long and never get bored even though there isn’t really much to look at.

@Shagnasty

I am purely heterosexual and I certainly do not see men as sexual objects in any way. I don’t even like them touching me beyond a handshake. I especially do not like male anuses.

@Shagnasty

I saw a picture once and your husband really is that hot. Up until that point, I thought I was a heterosexual Kinsey scale 1 (straight as an arrow) but I know now that isn’t true. Is there a word for someone who is only capable of lusting after one specific person and no one else?

@Shagnasty

My in-laws were next door neighbors with Tom Brady until a month or two ago. He had lots of hotties coming through his doors. I am heterosexual as they come but I could have tried to be a cock-tease for him until recently just to see what would happen.

@Shagnasty

I am not gay but I have known a lot of gay men and this talk has come up lot of time in the late drunken hours.

@Shagnasty

Not a damn thing ever happened because I believe I am almost 100% heterosexual but that allowed me to hang around them and get to know their particular subculture without any pretense.

@Shagnasty

Now, you have to believe me when I say that I am about as pro-gay as a heterosexual comes. Some of my most true friends have been gay and I have witnessed gay sex on a first-hand basis.

@Shagnasty

I already told you that I had some gay male friends. Most people say that but what if I told you that I went out with gay men my age age and 20 + my senior until this day. I like them because they are kind, affulent, and they always treat me extremely well. I am proud to be around them but only in a platonic way. They have taken care of me in ways that I never imagined.

@Shagnasty

I also love the phrase “hard ons for you here” but I don’t swing that way. However, I am so heterosexual that, at one time in college, I had some very prominent gay men including newscasters and radio personalities catering to my every whim so I have a “virtual” hard one for older gay males as long as they bring cash.

@Shagnasty

We had literal circle jerks at school and at parties more time than I can count. Sometimes, there would be 25 or more people participating. We also had penis length contests with measuring tapes and official scorecards.

@Shagnasty

Let me be the first to point out that being married or reputably “liking women” can easily be a cover thinly disguising someone’s inner nature.