Male for sure, mid late 20’s, blond, and I think the one who cut off all his thinning hair and got his dick pierced. Name is in ref to LOTR.
Maybe, I might be confused, now I am starting to rethink it…
That’s me! 
Companion thread of truth.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9795711#post9795711
**Shagnasty-**Male, early forties, married, two girls (?) opinionated conservative, a little blustery verging on bullying at times, there was some big brou haha not too long ago- oh, the 17 year old switcheroo thread, I defended you. Quite a few people have hard ons for you here- I noticed it in that thread.
Italian wife perhaps, not great childhood background, east coast, I think you are the one who restored an old house.
Autolycus…enjoys kitchen utensils and Asian women.
GingeroftheNorth…registered at the same time I did and has about a million more posts than me. Married to WeirdDave, moved to the East coast from Canada, and has a DoperBaby.
There’s a ton of Dopers that I remember snippets about. Even though I’ve been a Lurker or Member since 1999, I’m fairly certain I’m under most everyone’s radar.
Well the only one correct is the hating Bush.
**Shagnasty ** is easier. You are from the South, I think the Big Easy but now live in New England. You are well off, your wife from an even wealthier family. You have kids and lost a child very young. You may have pulled a very inappropriate sexual prank as a teen. You are a consultant in the business side of computers. You have a very old large house that you are justly proud of. Your Mom is famous in her field.
I won’t do **Elendil’s Heir ** as I feel I would be cheating, I consider him a friend IRL as well as on the board, though I have yet to meet him.
I am going to call it a night.
Good night all,
Jim
Ruby-woman, my age or older, nice, doesn’t rock the boat too much, at least in my limited recollection. Pretty level headed.
I always have to be conscious that you are not Rubystreak, nor Redfury, neither of which are mild mannered or pleasant at times.
You got it mostly correct except that I am 34. I also love the phrase “hard ons for you here” but I don’t swing that way. However, I am so heterosexual that, at one time in college, I had some very prominent gay men including newscasters and radio personalities catering to my every whim so I have a “virtual” hard one for older gay males as long as they bring cash. It is a symbiotic relationship that works well for everyone.
Thanks for defending me. My writing style is distinctive but it pisses people off. All of my stories are true but stylized in my own way. That is the Southerner in me. I know your name and writing style easily but not personally enough to give many facts.
Wait… you might be the 40 year old who looked young in a guess my age pic thread…
Aaaaaah, my brain is melting.
And if you are the 40 year old, I apologize to your frenulum.
Yours was a joke. I know you love baseball, live in New Jersey, and work in technology. Your descriptions of me are all correct.
No, a ‘hard on for you’ is a saying that means they are gunning for you, and like a pack of hyenas, or a school of sharks, are looking for any signs of weakness to take you down.
That’s how I feel about myself, although I’m not a '99er. I have been here about five years, though.
WhatExit lives in Jersey, is very into the whole ‘green’ thing, and has solar panels on his roof.
GingerOfTheNorth is a baker, knitter and does yoga. She and WeirdDave throw a Christmas Dopefest every year.
ivylass works in TV. IIRC, she works for a local network affiliate.
VunderBob is a volunteer firefighter and EMT for a small town, kinda like Mayberry.
St. Uhro is a paramedic.
FairyChatMom is in the Navy (or she was), and has a cushy gub’mint job. Her daughter just graduated from college and got married. FCM and my daughter went to the same high school, but about 30 years apart.
**Roland-**Male, self-deprecating, funny. No idea on location. Rarely see your name, but always reminds me of Roy Orbison, so I remember it.
Bibliocat- female, knows or might be married to danceswithcats (who is a contractor and always beats me in response to one of the few questions I can answer, that bastard.)
Paramedic or similar type job. Tough mental chick, it comes through in the writing.
Well, except for being 21, and not having anything to do with LOTR, I am blond, and did cut off all my thinning hair, and did get my dick pierced.
Oh, some other person.
Hmm, have I been around long enough for anyone outside of the game room to remember me?
**Roland Orzabal ** - Fellow Tears For Fears fan, great sense of humour, cute as hell and makes an awesome Spike Spiegel. Also, he sponsered me my first year here, and so is at least partly to blame for penis ensuing.
Raises hand, motivated by morbid curiosity more than anything else
I think my posting is too sporadic for anyone to gather anything coherent from it, but I’m intrigued to see if anyone else can.
ETA: Subscription
I’ll put myself out there, waiting depressedly for nobody to remember a thing about me.
fachverwirrt- male, singer, username means something in music. Might have been married in a kilt. Is singing with someone famous, although I didn’t open that thread. Quincy Jones, I think. Early 30’s, dark hair. Steady poster, easy going.