Misinterpreted thread titles

Self-Proclaimed King Has Become the Court Jester

(Seeing thread title in the ‘Latest’ column of the main page, before I noticed the category)

I know who this thread is going to be about!

Of course, it’s about…LeBron James?!? Oh, it’s ‘The Game Room’…:blush:

How do you value raw land?

Well, my love language is affirmation, so I would send it a birthday card…

Same name as job

Or Job, rather (upper case)-thought it was asking for how that name translated into other editions of the Bible in other languages…

Help me understand how a diaphram carburetor works

It prevents the sperm from entering the cylinder . . . .

The stupid: Aus local council fines ‘rough sleepers’

They’re fining people who toss and turn in bad? Why? How?

How to Approach Concessions Required of Us as We Age

My reaction to seeing the title was “Concessions? Like what? Somebody demanding blackmail?”

(It’s actually about having to deal with adapting to the circumstances of aging)

It helps to know that “rough sleeping” is the UK/Oz/etc. standard term for “homeless”

[ninja’ed]

My first thought was that of concession stands, like at the ballpark. “Well sure, footlong hotdogs and cheese nachos washed down with overpriced beer is fine in your 20s and 30s, but as we age we need to be a bit more judicious in which concession stand concessions we take”.

Skyrim: modded? Which mods?

Surely that thread belongs in ATMB, not The Game Room.

Trump is going to use a gifted foreign aircraft as Air Force One

I know it’s super-luxurious, but I don’t think it’s any more intelligent or talented than the average 747 :winking_face_with_tongue:

I’ve been reading it as a grifted foreign aircraft.

Over in ‘Misread thread titles’ @Der_Trihs misread it as ‘glided’. Both ‘grifted’ and ‘gilded’ work equally as well as ‘gifted’, if not better.

Ha, I initially mistyped ‘gilded’ as ‘gelded’-- which is how you-know-who is going to feel if all those meanies yelling “corruption!” make him have to decline the offer :rofl:

The WHO is going on tour. Should I go?

Will they play “Won’t Get Flu Again”?

That’s not “Misinterpreted” titles.

That’s “Correctly Interpreted the Hidden Subtext” titles.

Happy Vax
Are RFK Jr.'s Grandkids Alright?
My Vaccination

Nazi nuke thread naked?

Do I have to open the thread to see if Heisenberg is wearing clothes?

You must know your exact velocity, because your thread position is a little bit off :wink:

I LOLed. Well played there @solost.

Q for weight lifters

I, too, sometimes wonder if any bulking-up fans are also believers in Pizzagate. Oh, you mean question. Never mind.