I have prehensile toes!
Is anyone planning on sticking with Windows 10 and exercising prurience while taking their chances?
They say that Windows 7 is the most porn-friendly, but that you can’t beat a Mac.
Publishing a public library’s genital contact is doxxing now?
I’m surprised I read “public” correctly!
I don’t know how to think of SeX anymore
Is that I sign you’re getting old?
This happened to me just now while I was posting the literal title over in the Misinterpreted Thread Titles thread. A 2-fer!
We have threads about bombs all the time here.
Every time I see this thread title:
I think of this:
I imagine there’s some difference of opinion there
What’s your Go-To for a new (men’s) Slut?
A gentleman doesn’t tell.
I should hope so.
Wait, there’s already a 1st and 2d twin that nobody told us about? 
I had a doozy today. I read Childhood treats rediscovered as Childhood THREATS rediscovered, and though it was about the recent resurgence of Measles and the like due to trained vaccine rejection.
I was wondering why it was in the Cafe until I rubbed my eyes and removed the doom-filters.
I had seen the thread before and knew the real title, but tiday I was scrolling down the page and my skimming eye wanted ti see Childhood TEATS rediscovered. Like, “hey, I used to suck on that”!
That (if the actual title) would have been a misinterpreted one for me, as in your former bullies show up as your new co-workers or in-laws or something.
Have you ever seen a bell-mouth spillway? (aka a “Glory Hole”)
No, I read it right. That hasn’t stopped me from misinterpreting it every time I see it.
Have there been major improvements in dental aesthetics in the past few decades?
Well, dentists don’t wear those 1940s-style white tunics anymore, drool bibs have gotten snappier and sometimes there’s real art on the walls instead of dogs playing poker.
At my dentist, there are flat screens in every room switching between several generic stock photos of landscapes, similar like the Windows log in screen. The photos haven’t changed in a decade, and I’d rather watch dogs playing poker.