I read this joke yesterday. Later that day I watched an episode of Cheers. I thought it would be funny if that was the episode with this quote. It turns out it was that episode.
He slams the money on the reception table and goes: " This is all I have. But I’m really horny and absolutely need to get laid today, no matter what."
The receptionist thinks a little bit, takes a long look at him and finally accepts his money. She sends him up to a small room. Inside waits an okay looking girl and to his astonishment, he gets the full service for an hour.
The next week he’s back, but this time he has only 50 bucks and the same urge. The receptionist takes his money again and sends him to another, far bigger room.
He finds a really cute girl inside. He leaves after two hours and the best sex in his life until that day.
Not able to forget the second girl, but completely broke, he finds himself begging at the reception the next day. He totally expects to be kicked out, but he got lucky two times already and three times is the charm.
Without having paid even a cent he finds himself in front of the most beautiful, sexy girl he ever laid eyes on a few minutes later. She fulfills every desire he ever had and even a few he himself never knew he had.
He leaves after a blissful eternity. But this time he stops at the reception to ask how it’s possible that he paid less every time he came and always gets a service the money would never be enough for.
The receptionists grins: " You told us you needed to get laid, no matter what. The first girl is a newcomer. So we took a few in action pictures for her profile that day. The second time, there were about 20 guys behind the mirrors rubbing one out.
Today we did a livestream for about a 100,000 viewers."
A union man was vacationing in Reno, and decided to try a house of ill repute.
He walked into the first one and asked, “Is this a union shop?” With the response of “No”, he turned in a huff and walked out.
The same scenario took place at the second house he entered, no, they were not union.
At the third house he posed the same question, and was overjoyed to hear, “Yes, we are!”
He said, “Great!”, looked around at the girls, and said, “I’d like that little redhead sitting at the table there.” The response was, “I’m sure you would, sir, but 82 year old Mabel sitting in the corner has seniority!”
