A doctor saw a man named John,
Who was told he’s a leprechaun.
But John had misheard
The end of that word.
Now his arms and legs are both gone.
A Nordic-theme brothel in Leeds
Fulfills Scandinavian needs.
Its clients are legions
Of Finns and Norwegians
And Danes and Icelanders and Swedes.
She said, " I’ve written a limerick for you."
I said, "hey, wait. Isn’t that first line, like, too long by two?
And that’s long by six!
What is this, some trick?
Oh, never mind. I’ll always love you. "