EMS, redneck style.
Y’all have seen the pictures floating around the Intarwebs of “Redneck <something>”? An examplehere.
I had one of those nights. We had a page for a 2 car wreck, with 4 patients. I answered the page to bring a second ambulance.
As always at a big rescue, the scene was bedlam. One car was on its side, and the driver was trapped. I never saw the other car that was involved. One occupant of the second car had a possible pelvis or hip fracture, and left for the Norfolk trauma unit soon after I arrived, in the first unit. The trapped driver was flown to Pirateville to the other trauma unit we use.
Lots of equipment was in use, and unbeknownst to me, most of it came out of my ambulance. After the driver flew (I got an IV on her in 1 stick, boo-yah!), the remaining 2 walking patients decided they wanted to be transported. :rolleyes: They had been walking around for 45 minutes at that point…
OK, get them in the truck and on backboards. Where the hell are the headblocks and tape? We’d been cleaned out. Even our IV supplies were low; had enough to get then done IF we could get them on the first attempt. Protocol says wreck, they have to be immobilized. The girl got the last headblocks we had, but in the process the tape used to hold the head down broke, and we were screwed.
“Is there any duct tape on the rescue truck?!?” There wasn’t, but a roll magically appeared from somewhere, and both patients were duct taped to their respective backboards. Both were hard sticks, so the IVs were tough, but fortunately we had plenty of catheters, and they were finally set up. They went to Suffolk without incident.
We got back to the station around 1 AM. Literally as soon as the wheels hit the driveway, there was a page for back pain. I hopped out and went home. I found out this morning that the back pain call was for that same jerk I complained about a couple of stories back. <snerk>