My 5 year old niece says Obama kills babies

Well, you got me good there, you did. Not only with the quote, but our researchers are at a loss to explain not only the Scottish accent, but how Obama in 1987 bore such a striking resemblance to American actor Burt Reynolds.

It’s a poser.

This is an excellent point. At the time it happened I failed to mention it to the child’s mother - I was both flabbergasted and easily distracted by other goings on - but I will do so.

Knowing the child in question, there is also is a good chance that, as someone said upthread, the child is just parroting what evil Mr. Smith said to someone else that the child overheard. Do not tell a potty joke within earshot of my niece is all I’m saying.

Carry on.

I just hope Mr. Obama converts to Catholicism, so he can see the error of his ways. Those babies should be raped before they are killed.

I’ve been meaning to ask you, Marmite Lover - do you have any complaints about the dictatorship you live in? The one where people make a habit of butchering their women? Or are you such a sucker that you don’t think to complain about anybody except the U.S. and Israel?

I’m a touch surprised you didn’t get it immediately. It was kind of a weak joke, though. However, there is an actual quote from our Commander in Chief where he does reference the film during his presidential campaign.

cite Nothing about him killing babies, though. Forget it, kid. It’s Chinatown.

I also heared on the BBC News, that Obama eats little babies as starters and he prefers them with BBQ sauce.

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That explains why he’s always singing that “I want my baby back baby back baby back RIBS!” song.

Now that is an outright lie. I saw that same piece on the BBC and they said he uses BBQ rub. Geez people get your facts straight.

And on the whole abortion side-issue I am all in favor of 5 year olds having them. It’s their bodies so their choice.

Nonsense!

We all know he hired Cheney to do the puppy-eating in his Administration - he’s a natural!

Do you wonder if he shoots them in the face before he eats them? Though I guess it would be kind of pointless to shoot them in the face after he’s ate them…that would be just mean, man.

It’s the eternal question - dry rub or sauce.

It isn’t just puppies either.

I’ll bring the potato salad and the hookers.

Fuck. I mean… slow cookers.

I ain’t coming to this shindig if all you got is slow hookers. I ain’t paying for foreplay.

Huh, he’s Egyptian. That explains a lot.

I have magnets all over the fridge that my young nieces and nephews love to play with and rearrange. One of them is a smiling picture of President Obama in front of the white house captioned “Palin would have quit by now.”

My seven year old nephew floored me a few months back when he grabbed it and brought it to me saying “Why would you have a picture of that guy? He takes all the money from the white people and gives it to the black people!”

Luckily for me, my sister was sitting right there and began to stammer stuff about how that’s just some people’s opinion and not necessarily a fact and he shouldn’t repeat things like that, blah blah blah. :rolleyes:

That proves he ain’t a Doper.

Doper’s prefer babies with tabasco sauce.

Of course he’s single - camels can hear zippers.

Regards,
Shodan

Precisely. And that’s why I put that word in quotes. It’s not a clearly defined term.

It’s like the dentist saying he won’t fill your cavities because all you do is eat candy all the time. It’s a medical procedure. As long as it’s legal, you want it and can pay for it, you get it.