Some of the women with the worst personalities I’ve seen were pretty damn ugly on the outside too.
You don’t say! Yesterday I saw a blue bus. Isn’t that just the craziest!
Yup, pretty mundane and pointless
*looks up *
ohhh… IMHO?
So, JohnClay. What kind of opinions are you looking for?
I have the feeling that JohnClay is hypercritical. The HUGE belly is probably just a small belly by most people’s standards. I have my doubts that he’s the best aesthetic judge - especially because I seem to recall him saying that she had a variety of other options.
I want to respect the anonymous nature of this forum (and that this thread practically demands), but I’d really like to see a picture of the two of them.
It could be. You seem to know a lot about buses and people with shitty personality. Do go on.
Oh, snap! Looks like I just got bus-ted!
Of course I’d want to do that but my wife is by far the best I can do (taking into account everything such as how affectionate and fun she is) btw a while ago I said she was “pretty pretty”. She didn’t like that comment and complained to my mum about it but I stood by my comment. Btw I’ve given her many “worlds best lover” trophies/medals/door hanger. I seriously think it applies to her. I’d rather marry and stay together forever with a great lover than a gorgeous woman who lacks that.
Her legs, arms, and butt are thin, but her waist is 44 inches. (She said that at the wedding it was 46 inches. BTW my waist is 34 inches. I’m quite skinny but have a bit of a belly. (yes that is a bit hypercritical)
Info about the song…
e.g.
another version:
Kid Creole & The Coconuts - If You Want To Be Happy
Or opinions on the concept - that it is a bad idea to marry a pretty woman…
I’ve done it before… the details would probably shock you.
Her neck isn’t fat - it just has enough fat to hide the tendons - I also like bodies that are just fat enough to hide the bones (her belly is way too fat though) - but the back of her hands have enough fat to hide the tendons as well.
Unlike this:
http://aphotoaday.sandhillsnaps.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/3/files/a-photo-a-day/hand.jpg
Right, that one was worth a hot toddy, four shots of Jager and a good, long sniff of model glue.
BTW today we had a conversation that went a bit like this:
“…You could just stay the weight you are”
“But I want to look sexy for you”
(I’m worried that if she goes on a diet she might gain even more weight over time which is very common in others I think)
Just because someone has good bone structure and skin, it doesn’t make them a good person. Too many people make the mistake of thinking that because someone is attractive, they must be the perfect partner.
That is probably something that I never really consider. Can you do me a favor and list out some qualities that you find beautiful (ie, people who have x, y, and z are 10’s in my book)?
You’ve, not surprisingly, entirely missed the point, as usual. What you never tire of returning here to tell us, about your wife is inappropriate, and belongs on a blog, not a message board.
Every time you return to blather on about the intimate details of your life, our opinion of you drops. Initially I just thought you were a little dim and socially maladjusted. But you’re really just a one note song, over and over the same ill received creepiness. Do yourself and us a favour and get a blog, please! You’re not really discussing or conversing. You seem to just be grooving on shocking people with your gross treatment of your wife.
It’s beginning to seem like creeping people out is what makes you happy. Only you though! Blogs were created exactly for that very sort of self indulgent jerking off. Get one. Use it. Please. You’d be doing yourself a big favour, in my opinion.
You know, reading this thread and your previous one, it gives me the impression that the reason you married your wife is because you felt you couldn’t do better and she was simply a means to an end. As though you objectify her and that’s all she’s worth. Not to be mean, but you come off rather badly.
That said, I read the above and I feel like there is more to this story - it’s just not what you are focusing on in these threads.maybe to balance things out a bit, but can you give us an example of the sweetest thing you’ve done for your wife (non sexual)?
Well I did give her trophies, medals and a door hanger for being the world’s greatest lover… for Valentine’s day I gave her a card that said “Guess who loves you today?” “The same person who loves you every day except today you get a card”. I guess that is a bit sexual… well I also helped use an epilator on her legs and use a rough bit of something to try and remove the hard bits on her feet.
I think this thread is one of the first ones I’ve talked about being married.
So you’re saying that people’s opinions have only gotten worse since my Satan/etc threads?
Check out:
“Hi, I’m Satan at this point in time and I know the secrets of life…”
Not really… in the past I made threads like this:
Then I got my first girlfriend. Then I broke up with her. Then I got together with her again and she became my wife…
I live with a guy who treats his fiance way worse than I’ve ever treated my wife…