AHunter3 wins the thread with the profligate use of spoiler boxes. Congrats and here is a nice cuppa tea and a biscuit.
Welcome to The Dope, from an old-timer !!
Perhaps a bit of a Seussian welcome then, eh?
There are no squids
There are no goats
We’ve no room for them in the boats.
We’re led by the Gormless Weenie
Whose vast knowledge sure ain’t teeny 
In September we had hope
For brand-new members on The Dope
(Real ones, not trolling as the Pope ! )
Who bring us fresh food not just tropes
Welcome once,
Welcome twice,
Welcome here we’re mostly nice.
I’m not sure he/she meant you should join an antisocial pessimist support group, especially one where your antisocial pessimism will be supported and encouraged.
Silly girl! All profanity is necessary, and required in The Pit.
lazykitten, you may want to avoid The BBQ Pit for now. :eek:
I was here for years before I even peeked in there. Now I almost never go anywhere else. I guess I’ve been corrupted. Oh well.
We’re contagious, dear.
Dat’s the troof.
The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
What could go wrong? >.>
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Yum, I like cookies!
Cookies O.O
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Someone mention cookies?
:: hopeful look ::
Cookies. Many, Many cookies. Be warned , the grannies are cantankerous…
Wait a minute…the cookies are cleared every time you sign out!
Choc.chip please
lazykitten, you’ve met us and you’re still here? Put your parents on the line and they’ll learn you better.
No thank you, I’d rather keep my sanity ^-^
Or rather, what’s left of it.
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So don’t sign out… Seems pretty obvious. I’m eating one of these as I type.
You have some left? I ran out years ago, and I’ve been faking it using bungee cords, duct tape, and a metric crapload of emoji.