Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin’ vise. I’ll squash your head like a fuckin’ grapefruit if you don’t give me a name. Don’t make me have to do this, please. Don’t make me be a bad guy, come on.
Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit’ My god, America is imploding!
It was ze greatest beer in all ze vorld!
God, I’d give anything for a drink.
It’s the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life. Seven Days of the Week, Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Seas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers…
My father made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.
“Just because you refuse to believe something doesn’t make it true. Or false.”
That’s not a giant! It’s a windmill!
Oh, Mr. Giant, you should eat something.
It’s just a wafer-thin mint.
I didn’t bring your breakfast, because you didn’t eat your din-din!
Richard Vernon: [enters the library before lunchtime] All right, girls, that’s 30 minutes for lunch.
Andrew Clark: Well, I think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for us to eat lunch in, sir.
Richard Vernon: [irritably] Well, I don’t really care what you think, Andrew.
[John Bender]: [raises his hand] Dick, uh, excuse me. Rich, will milk be made available to us?
[Claire Standish]: [to Vernon] I have a low tolerance for dehydration.
Andrew Clark: I’ve seen her dehydrate, sir. It’s pretty gross.
[John Bender]: Relax, I’ll get it.
Mom, you sure can hydrate a pizza.
Come on into the water!
The future. The polar ice caps have melted, covering the earth with water. Those who survived have adapted to a new world.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Fantasy Island!
Nobody invades my island and gets away with it!
NOBODY steps on a church in my town!
We gotta stop Godzilla. This is our only chance. We have to take it.