Penny; You look beautiful!
Amy: Of course I do! I’m a princess and this is my tiara! (kisses Sheldon)
Sheldon: (*mouthes, with sarcastic headshake *) Tiara was too much.
Sheldon: I want to build a road, but I need wood. Do either of you fellows have wood?
[Raj and Howard chuckle]
Sheldon: I don’t understand the laughter. The object of “Settlers of Catan” is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now I have sheep; I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?..
Sheldon: Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Does anyone have any wood? [Raj and Howard snicker]
Sheldon: Oh, come on. I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?
Her shrill voice once she sees the gift is what makes that a classic moment.
Sheldon: I don’t know what your odds are in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes you’re a veritable mack daddy.
The woman at the wall store said it was going on sale…
Penny: I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the Sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: (puzzled) Participate in the what?
Leonard: So, uh, do they have a name for a first date with someone you used to go out with?
Penny: Oh, that’s a good question. How about “awkward”?
I’m telling you Amy hit the boyfriend jackpot
After four years of acting lessons and waiting tables, I’ve done a hemorrhoid commercial and a production of Anne Frank above the bowling alley. So, you know, dreams do come true!
[hijack]The first time she said this, I wasn’t sure whether she did The Diary of Anne Frank in a theater over a bowling alley, or whether there was supposed to be some kind of play in TBBT universe called Anne Frank above a Bowling Alley. I had a good time imagining what Anne Frank above a Bowling Alley must have been like.[/hijack]
Ready for Bowling tonight?
Ya, I even got some trash talk~~ “You Bowl like your Mother”
Leonard: Sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You are… not wrong.
… unless, of course, she bowls well, in which case, you bowl nothing like her.
Barry: You got SIWI, huh? The voice wecognition on that thing is tewwible. Wook. [To SIRI] SIWI, can you wecommend a westewaunt?
SIRI: I’m sorry, Bawwy. I don’t understand “wecommend a westewaunt.”
Barry: Wisten to me. Not westewaunt, “westewaunt.”
SIRI: I don’t know what you mean by “not westewaunt, ‘westewaunt.’”
Barry: See, totaw cwap. You suck, SIWI.
Raj: Hey, don’t talk to her like that! She’s a lady.
Barry: [scoffs] Weww, that “wady” took high-wes pictuwes of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist. Water!
Amy: Maybe you should spank me harder.
Your preaching to the choir, my friend
eschereal~~~ My mom was on a league, not to say she was any good! I’ve never had a bad time bowling~ I suck at it
Hell, bowling is just an excuse for beer, chili cheese fries and shut the fuck up, Donny.
True this~
Here you go! This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
I was gonna say “Awww,” but I have to go with “Ew.”