Leonard: We don’t need strength. We’re physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever, and I can move the Earth. (Trying to move the box) It’s just a matter of… I don’t have this. I don’t have this. I don’t have it!
Sheldon: Archimedes would be so proud.
Why would anybody claim to be from New Jersey, if they weren’t?
Take a picture of us together, make it good enough to go on mugs, calenders & posters!
Penny: You don’t think I’m smart enough. You just think I’m going to be a liability. Even though I totally just used “liability” correctly in a sentence.
[Amy nods at her.]
You’re not supposed to be enjoying this.
Then maybe you should spank me harder.
The next chapter’s about the potty training. Bed wetting. Masturbation. Basically if something came out of me, she wrote about it.
You’re sitting with a girl wearing whored makeup, let’s get on the dance floor & see if you can make me sweat through these dress shields!
You still go left!
Let’s face it ~ In this dress…the perfect combination of Madonna & Whore!
Every time my Dad stayed out all night my Mom put hamster poop in his chewing tobacco.
You keep in mind my sharply wielded comments on Yelp.com recently took down a Muffin Shop
Sheldon: Amy, this isn’t easy to say. All relationships are difficult, but even more so when you’re in one with a person who struggles with everyday social interactions and frankly who can strike some people as being kind of a weirdo.
Amy: Sheldon, you’re not a weirdo.
Sheldon: I wasn’t speaking about me.
I have a kinda-sorta boyfriend playing with a toy train right now and you don’t hear me bitching about it!
Howard: [singing to quarantined Bernadette, the other five backing him up]
If I didn’t have you
Life would be blue.
I’d be Doctor Who without the TARDIS.
A candle without a wick,
A Watson without a Crick.
I’d be one of my outfits without a dicky.
I’d be cheese without the mac,
Jobs without the Wozniak.
I’d be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator making them much harder to crack.
I’d be an atom without the bomb.
A dot without the com.
And I’d probably still live with my mom.
Friends: And he’d probably still live with his mom.
Howard: Ever since I met you, you turned my world around.
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes.
You’re like Uranium-235, and I’m Uranium-238:
Almost inseparable isotopes.
I couldn’t have imagined how good my life would get,
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette.
Bernadette: [choked up] Oh, Howie!
Howard: If I didn’t have you,
Life would be dreary.
I’d be string theory without any string.
I’d be binary code without a one.
A cathode ray tube without an electron gun.
I’d be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon.
I’d speak a lot more Klingon.
Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam [Klingon for “Today is a good day to die.”]
Friends: And he’d definitely still live with his mom.
Howard: Ever since I met you, you turned my world around.
You’re my best friend and my lover.
We’re like changing electric and magnetic fields,
You can’t have one without the other.
I couldn’t have imagined how good my life would get,
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette.
Everyone: Oh, we couldn’t have imagined how good our lives would get,
From the moment that we met you, Bernadette.
Proxima centauri’s the nearest star
The celestial bodies that follow are
Alpha centauri A, Toli, Barnard’s Star,
Wolf 359 Laland 21185, Sirius A, Sirius B
BL Ceti, UV Ceti, Ross 154, Ross 248
Epsilon Eridani, Lac 9352, Ross 128
EZ Aquarii A, EZ Aquarii B EZ Aquarii C
Procyon A.
These are the stars that are nearest to me;
Tra-la-la and Fiddle-dee-dee!
Sheldon: This table. It’s in square centimeters. I read it in square meters. Do you know what that means?
Amy: That Americans can’t handle the metric system?
How can you not know how to use glue? Did you ditch pre-school?
Ya I was dating a second grader~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```
Bill Nye: Wow, Arthur Jeffries. It’s an honor to meet you. My show never would have happened without yours.
Professor Proton: That’s what I told my lawyers.
I think the message is, Look at the rack on that Scientist!
I think the message is
Look at the rack on that Scientist!