Zack: I’m not sure about this, I heard splitting affects the children.
Penny: Zack, we don’t have any children!
Zack: Are you sure? Cause you didn’t even know we were married until this morning.
Back off Bow Tie!
Amy: Sheldon, it’s a beautiful night. Why don’t you and I go for a walk together?
Sheldon: Everything is just sex with you, isn’t it?
Sheldon: You don’t know what it’s like to feel completely frustrated. To have a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release.
Amy: Yeah, sounds like a drag.
Amy: Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actual human conversation?
Sheldon: We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs, we don’t have to.
She touched my arm for 2 Mississippi’s~~
Leonard: [on the phone] Yes, how much for a hundred long stemmed red roses? – Really? – How much for three?
You snipped Gene Roddenberry’s vas deferens! Wow, you really have been where no man has been before~
This morning at Starbucks a pair of old underwear fell out of my pant leg. And it wasn’t the only one in there.
Now that Howard’s getting married, maybe he’ll inflate one of his women for you
Now that Howard’s getting married, maybe he’ll inflate one of his women for you~
It’s not funny anymore, James!
Sheldon: My point is I don’t like when things change. So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Leonard. And also, while we’re on the subject, you recently changed your shampoo. I’m not comfortable with the new scent. Please stop this madness and go back to green apple.
Penny: Okay, honey, I have a lot to figure out, and until I do, you are not to say a word to Leonard. Do you understand?
Sheldon: I do. You clear on the shampoo issue?
Penny: Get out.
Sheldon: Penny?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Please don’t hurt my friend.
Penny: That is the last thing I want to do.
Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing at dinner on the train?
I shouldn’t be raising a kid, I don’t even eat my vegetables
Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
Sheldon: Knock knock knock* Amy knock knock knock Amy knock knock knock Amy. Will you marry me?
Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn’t have sex with me? I’m a male and she’s a female.
Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species.
It’s been pointed out by my girlfriend I may have been rude to you.
She sounds like a keeper~~
I just gave you my virginity, woman. Cool your jets!