Leonard: Is this the high-IQ sperm bank?
Althea: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here.
On my paper, not yours, you punk-ass elf!
Do you have any single Grandmother’s?
No, they are both married.
Happily ?~~~~
There’s no guarantee that our sperm’s going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
Not my guy, I caught him looking at my rack! It felt so good knowing someone was wondering what’s under this cardigan~~~~~~~~~Well, another cardigan.
Spelling is a sober person’s game.
Howard (singing): We will, we will percussive shock you.
Howard and Raj (singing): We will, we will percussive shock you.
Sheldon (singing): Buddy you’re a boy, make a big noise playin’ in the street, gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kickin’ your can all over the place.
I have an eidetic memory. Sometimes it’s a curse.
Penny: “Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.”
Howard: “So there IS a number…”
Raj’s Dad: “Rajesh, you need to stop being so hard on yourself. You’re a good man.”
Raj: “Wow. You’ve never told me that.”
Raj’s Dad: “But you’re also a dope.”
Raj: “*That *you’ve said.”
I’m not worried. If anything, I’m overconfident… edging into smug.
Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparent manip… Ohhhhhh, it’s a tiara! A tiara! I have a tiara! Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me. Put it on me!
Why don’t you want to work with me? I know I can be tough, but that’s just because I’m surrounded by useless idiots.
To find this thread again: tbbtquotes
That’s a lot of money for a suit that has only one color.
Mark Hamill: Anyway, thanks so much. I-I want to give you a reward for finding him.
Howard: (chuckles) Oh, no, I couldn’t take your money. It’s just an honor to meet you.
Mark Hamill: No. No, please. You don’t know what this dog means to me, and I thought he was gone for good. Please? There must be something I can do for you. Anything.
Howard: Oh, you’re gonna regret that.
Oh, Amy. You see through me like one of Penny’s shirts.
Wil Wheaton: I know how you feel. To be a child star and then totally forgotten.
Mark Hamill (totally puzzled and with perfect delivery): Who are you?
I bet I could make that girl President.
If it’s a girl, she’ll look like Penny.
Penny: How do women usually break up with you?
Leonard: They usually say “It’s been fun, but I want to see how things go with Mark.”
Johnny Glecki played David Healey on Roseanne, and Glen Quinn played his older brother Mark.
“That doesn’t feel like an arm.”
“Then mayyybe you should let it go.”
“All righty.”