I’m glad I got that mocha. And you know what else I’m glad about? I bought you a brownie and I ate it in the car!
And here’s Uranus!
It’s not funny anymore, James
Then why am I laughing?
Leonard: My parents focused on celebrating achievements, and my being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
Penny: Sheldon I need you
Sheldon: To what?
Penny:To take me
Sheldon: I’m not taking you anywhere till you put a shirt on
Tonight they’re running an episode with Bob Newhart. That man is a national treasure.
Professor Proton: Oh this, this is weird. Most of my robes open in the back.
Professor Proton: Oh wait, what is this?
Pulls out lightsaber and waves it around.
Professor Proton: laughs Neat-O.
Professor Proton: I’m uh, I’m, I’m going to need a band-aid.
I’ve got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem, I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around, and an alcoholic who’s two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.
This is also in the episode I am watching right now. Man this show is great.
Tepid water, please.
Sheldon: I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off Orange Chicken as Tangerine Chicken, and I intend to confront them.
Leonard: If I were you, I’d be more concerned about what they’re passing off as chicken.
I came in to post this:
Carrie Fisher: It’s not funny any more, James.
James Earl Jones: Then why am I laughing?
One of the best episodes ever. In tribute.
Penny: Has Leonard ever dated any regular girls?
Sheldon: Well, I assume that you’re not talking about digestive regularity, because I’ve come to learn that such inquiries are inappropriate.
Hawking: You made an arithmetic mistake on page 2. It was quite a boner.
Sheldon: No that can’t be right I don’t make arithmetic mistakes.
Hawking: Are you saying I do?
Sheldon: No of course not. I was just thinking…Oh gosh golly I made a boo-boo. And I gave it to Stephen Hawking. faints
Hawking: Great, Another fainter.
Raj: We just got back from that exhibit of those plasticized cadavers.
Howard: Some of those skinless chicks were hot.
Apparently there is no law of diminishing comedic returns when it comes to space poop.
Penny: Oh come on I touched one onion ring.
Sheldon: And then you put it back compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.
Now I’m in the mood for onion rings.
I think I read that that was the first time the two of them ever met.
That’s pretty interesting. I had always just assumed that main actors would at least have lunch or dinner together even if they weren’t on screen together.
Penny: What’s wrong?
Sheldon: I don’t understand my food. Chinese noodles with Korean BBQ and a taco.
I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet. Not that that’s going to keep me from having to move in with my daughter in Oxnard. And we’re not talking Oxnard at the beach. No! We’re talking Oxnard in the onion fields.
Leonard: Whoa, I’ve dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle… [long pause indicating the end of the counting]
Sheldon: Notify the editors of The Oxford English Dictionary: The word “plenty” has been redefined to mean “two”.