[QUOTE=Kat]
Okay, having wrested control of The Package from the aforementioned cat, I opened it. Inside was a wealth of packing materials (paper, packing peanuts, a styrofoam rectangle and some plastic bags). And also a plastic bag containing a gaily patterned gift bag, with a tag that reads “To: KAT From: VIVA :)”.
Inside the gift bag is a red envelope reading “KAT” sealed with a gold-bordered wreath sticker. The card inside has Santa carrying a sack of toys and a mini-Christmas tree and…
Well, all right, I’ll get to the present. Yes, I do this to people in real life, too. 
It’s a very pretty card, though.
First gift from inside the gift bag…
I got an Electronic Robot Claw! With Sound And Light! It makes cool ray-gun sound effects!
We will now pause while Kat chases the cats down the hall with the Claw
Gift number two: In a little gift bag with a reindeer on it, from inside the big gift bag: Two Reese’s Peanut Butter Trees! Yay! (This is the best Christmas candy.)
Gift number three: Wrapped in blue gift wrap with white snowflakes: A 2008 Dragon wall calendar, by Ed Beard Jr. Awesome!
Thank you so much, Viva!
Er…The Claw is stuck. How do I shut it off? It keeps repeating the same noise over and over again, even though I’m not pulling the trigger any more. The cats are concerned. Help!
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Uh oh…Try banging it a bit. Is there a reset button or perhaps a battery that could be removed and then put back in?
Glad you liked the loot!