Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick

I’m sure the good folks of Logansport still love Shagnasty. Did you know they held a prayer vigil when he was dying? Fortunately, Shags healed himself through sheer force of will:

I’m thinking that the “prayer vigil” might have been that page of the weekly church bulletin where they list members who are hospitalized, but if he wants us to imagine a candlelight vigil with people singing “Amazing Grace,” I’m cool with that. I’m sure they still have fond memories of the circle-jerks.

Shaggy is a bit vague about how he ended up in the ICU, but I suspect this post explains it: