"Shame" snacks you'd never admit to enjoying, outside of the anonymous intertoobz

Grilled Nutella sandwich. Prepared exactly the same as a grilled cheese, but with Nutella instead of cheese.

Also, I pretty much exclusively prepare hot dogs in the microwave. It takes less than a minute and there’s so much fat and water in the bastards that you can get a Maillard reaction out of them in a fraction of the time it’d take on the stovetop or air fryer. (Just gotta make sure to slit them so they don’t explode.)