Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs
They warned me Satan would be attractive.
Hmm. I wonder if I can canonize a child…?
Hello…Smithers…you…are…quite good…at…turning…me on…
Stupid sexy Flanders.
I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode!
I think it was called, ’The Bus That couldn’t Slow Down.’
“Hmmm… Fabulous house… well-behaved kids… sisters-in-law dead… luxury sedan… woohoo! I hit the jackpot!”
“TV! – Teacher! Mother! …secret lover…”
Don’t kill me! I have a wife and children…kill them!
Ach! Back t’ the loch with you, Nessie!
If there’s one day a year we ought to give single mothers a pass, it’s Christmas.
“What’s a donut?”
Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
My retirement grease!
Mmm…hog fat.
Mmmmm. Terrible.
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes you laugh, he makes you think
I have captured the signal and I am presently triangulating the vectors and compressing the data down in order to express it as a function of my hand. They’re over there.
Let this be a lesson to you, kids never learn!
You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is…never try.