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Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs

They warned me Satan would be attractive.

Hmm. I wonder if I can canonize a child…?

Hello…Smithers…you…are…quite good…at…turning…me on…

Stupid sexy Flanders.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode!

I think it was called, ’The Bus That couldn’t Slow Down.

“Hmmm… Fabulous house… well-behaved kids… sisters-in-law dead… luxury sedan… woohoo! I hit the jackpot!”

“TV! – Teacher! Mother! …secret lover…

Don’t kill me! I have a wife and children…kill them!

Ach! Back t’ the loch with you, Nessie!

If there’s one day a year we ought to give single mothers a pass, it’s Christmas.

“What’s a donut?”

Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.

My retirement grease!

Mmm…hog fat.

Mmmmm. Terrible.

Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes you laugh, he makes you think

I have captured the signal and I am presently triangulating the vectors and compressing the data down in order to express it as a function of my hand. They’re over there.

Let this be a lesson to you, kids never learn!

You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is…never try.