Whoa, I worded that one wrong. It was a long term relationship. Too long, actually. But yes, you are right.
Aye.
I’m the same way. If his hands go anywhere near my neck, it’s all over.
Yes, that would be lovely! I think this thread is hypnotizing me or something…I check it like once an hour…
The only problem is, I don’t get to see my boyfriend until Monday. He’s in for it, believe me! And then we are going on a long weekend up to his ranch next week…mmm…
So, where’s my goddam drink then eh?
Anything to hand will do… oh, I can get it at the “source” can I?
BONUS!
Another aye… 
Oh my … if I knew how to link to this, I would start it (the Bite Me thread) lol… do I need to link?
Totally off topic yet again but just got off the phone with Rhino and … well my head’s spinning a little :p:D
Absolut-ly!
Aw, come on! No one got this? Where’s Q.E.D.? He’d get it. He’d even appreciate it.
I should have emphasized it, thusly; It wasn’t my tie that needed loosening. I knew it was addressed to you. I just can’t pass up a straight line.
My bad, again. I forgot the smilie. It should have been;
I knew what you meant, I was just bustin’ ‘em, on ya’.
Come to think of it, I guess you were eating him. My bad, again. That’s what happens when you sneak posts in while you’re waiting for applications to load.
Well, that’s two “Stay the heck away” votes. This choking thing is another variation that doesn’t do anything for me. I understand the partial asphyxiation fetish (from the outside), but the woman isn’t the one reaching orgasm, in this case, so it doesn’t apply. Yet, I’ve seen it in a number of pornos. Are there women who get off on this?
One lemonade, for the lady. Tell your boyfriend he owes us. Big time!
Sure. Just step into the back room with me. That’s where we keep the “special stock”.
Nope. You just get it started, and let me know when you’re ready. I’ll be happy to insert a link in…err…for you. Woohoo! I’m gonna link up with RH!
You’ve washed your hands, haven’t you?
Oh I did it, I linked 
here
American Pie? the apple pie thingie???
I don’t get to link up with RH.
Yes, it all makes perfect sense now - I was tempted myself to make a remark along those lines in response to the tie comment. However, my mind was putting the emphasis on my not tie. Don’t know how I missed that one… :wally
Awhhhhhhhhh Dave… well am sure if my thread dies, you can start another one and who knows what’ll happen
But ya gotta admit, that was pretty good for my first go
Dave? Bite me lol … (in the nicest possible way of couse).