Oh, I don’t think it will die. In fact, I think I just pretty much guaranteed it will be around for a while. 
You might want to take a look, if you aren’t too tired out from “talking to” Rhino. 
Was that really your first thread? You did an excellent job!
:eek: Did she just ask me to bite her cooz? Yummm!
Sigh My first real SDMB pun, and no one gets it. Sigh
Davebear, I get it! Bwah ha! No, really, I do.
Thanks, {{Lynne}}. I feel better, now. I forgot that most of the folks, here, are even newer to SDMB than I am. Sorry, {{{{RH}}}}. I’m so used to being the newbie, it didn’t occur to me I’d know something about the boards that everyone didn’t know.
Ahhhhhhh, fond memories of a weekend in Las Vegas with my ex-fiancee. (She didn’t mind doing that). Thanks for the recall Irishgirl
Davebear, there’s always a spot in my heart for you. As for open slots in other places, I’ll keep you posted.
** //\etalhea|) ** and irishgirl–
I can NOT imagine volunteering to lay on my back and dangle my head upside down to get someone off. Are you kidding me? I can do a much better job pleasing you if I’m NOT choking or getting dizzy, etc.
If you don’t make any sudden moves at first with your head it’s not that bad. Have him move instead of you. It’s really fun if it turns into 69. Then you aren’t thinking about being dizzy Unless of course you slide off the end of the bed onto the floor. That tends to spoil the mood. :smack:
It’s kinda hard to explain to your cow-orkers the next day why you have a neck brace on - and keep a straight face :rolleyes:
Is it furnished? Are pets allowed? How soon can I move in?
Seriously, that’s appreciated more than you would probably expect, right now.
LOL!
I’m a swallower. First off, if it’s the whole liquified potato chip with extra salt taste you’re trying to avoid, (and I’m guessing it is) spitting isn’t going to do much good, what with the semen already being in your mouth and all.
Secondly, I’m more of the spontanious sort…and as a result, even if I wanted to go this spitting route, there usually isn’t anything to convienantly hack into at hand. Even assuming you do have an acceptable sperm reciprocal, it’s not the most attractive thing to do…lean over and make like a western gunslinger and hawk. Fourth, every man I’ve heard of prefers swallowing, and what with it not being that big of a deal, what the hell. So, gulp.
soulburnz: “Oh…that…well, see…I was involved in this unfortante oral sex incident over the weekend. The doctor says 90% of cases he’s treated that don’t end in death have resutled in permenant brain damage, paralysis and life long penis-aversion. So I was really lucky. The brace comes off next week.”
Glad I didn’t have a mouthful when I read that (of pop of course )
Actually, Searching for Truth, I didn’t really volunteer.
I was kinda reaching backward to get a condom from under the bed when he (idiot boy who had watched more porn than was good for him) came back into the room.
According to him, “it seemed like a good idea at the time”.
Well, it wasn’t.
One of the reasons THAT relationship ended shortly afterwards.
And why the condom wasn’t needed that night after all!
(BTW Tir, you and Twisty make a really sweet couple. Makes the heart glad.)
Problem #1!
Ah, well, you win some, you lose some.
You seemed to have lost a loser in that case, so good for you!
Move in? Are you kidding me!? I’ve considered you as my guest from the beginning of this thread. 
You are quite welcome to make yourself at home.
On the time issue - especially if the guy’s penis is quite wide, I really don’t like giving blow jobs that last for longer than, say, 10-15 minutes but then again, I can usually get someone to come within that if I want to.
The only problem is that I’ve been with a couple of guys who don’t/can’t come when I’m going down on them although they still enjoy it. Which leaves me wondering exactly when to stop…
Both of them have been guys who’ve had previous girfriends complain about giving them blow jobs and made them feel guilty. How common is this? (Sorry, Davebear for another hijack!)
It took me by suprise both times that they couldn’t come during a blow job but reading through various bad blow job experiences in this thread, perhaps it’s not that uncommon for men to develop guilt issues around it.
Orange Skinner - Very interesting name. Kinda like Mule Skinner? Or, is there a BF Skinner reference whooshing over my head? FWIW, some men have expressed indifference on the question of swallowing, but I think, overall, you’re correct.
irishgirl - Under those circumstances, if he could walk out of the room, afterwards, he should count his blessings.
SFT - Thank you for yet another warm, glowing feeling. There’s no smilie appropriate, so this will have to do.
{{:)}}
Some meds can affect a guy in that it can take him longer to cum, which can mean that a girl gets jawache before their “final outcome” so they’ve never reached it with a BJ … were they on any meds at all???
Nope. Definitely guilt/emotional/personal reasons. It was interesting because the only way I ever got the first guy to come was in the 69 position - because he felt less guilty then. (Of course it took me completely by suprise, I wasn’t ready to swallow and ended up with rather ahem sticky hair, but hey…)
But seriously, with both whatever I did they enjoyed it but no matter how long I carried on they just weren’t going to come.
I’m feeling like a freak now… please tell me someone else has experienced this too!
I read somewhere that it was good for the skin. And as for “ick, sticky viscous”? Hell, FB aren’t you a girl? If you’re anything like me, you’ve put lots of sticky stuff on your face in search of youth and beauty.
I wouldn’t mind other than the “aiming problem”. See, the stuff STINGS if it gets in your eyes or nose. Also, contrary to what porn movies would have us believe, those “money shots” don’t look sexy at all, they look GOOFY.
Now, between the boobs? Okay, no problem aiming away from the eyes, and you’ve got your youth lotion for the nite!! (lol).
Hey Hey Canvas girl !!! Now you have read all my dirty secrets lol…
Like your way of thinking girl
LOL, you know me Honey, I’m just plain naughty through and through, too bad Luke (Mr. Shoes) is not interested in me these days, sigh.
But then, with my broken leg and all, perhaps that’s best