Suck My Tar Balls Through Your Vuvuzela - SDMB Poker - Q3, 2010

Phil Helmuth issues a bad beat to the beef jerky Sasquatch - bad idea. “It’s just a bad beat. Show a little class, buddy.” LOL

Hey…that’s me! Didn’t know they were filming my meltdown!

1 frosted glass 77.3
2 Red Skeezix 74.0
3 Robot Arm 71.0
4 Dag Otto 70.0
5 notfrommensa 69.5
6 Oslo Ostragoth 62.8
7 Gray Ghost 55.8
8 MissTake 52.5
9 Craneop2 50.6
10 MentalGuy 43.5
11 Yeticus Rex 43.2
12 fubbleskag 42.0
13 Meeko 21.2

Peeker? You were supposed to post results…

13 missy
12 meeko
11 dag
10 NFM
9 mental guy
8 OO
7 fubbs
6 yeti
5 root
4 red
3 crane
2 ghost
1 peek

whoops
I FRACKING WON

now where did that mensa character wander off to?

i think i was so fucking astounded that i won that my mind slipped an additional gear.

next week, two in a row.

woot woot.

how many finishes to get in the qtd standings? with a 5 and a 1 i think i should be better off than last.

You got to have 3 games under your belt to be listed peeks.

jealousy is such an exclusive club.

Pfffft, the stars must be aligned wrong. Peeker wins, and I am in 5th place.

Next week, I’m bringing my vuvuzela.

Hmm, seems like a good a time as any to plug the cross reference spreadsheet.

If you aren’t on here:
http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0ApvweZtrgRBudDZPUC1DeGR4Ykk0QXhuM05Yei01WGc&hl=en

Go here and fill out this simple form, so we know who everyone is!
http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dDZPUC1DeGR4Ykk0QXhuM05Yei01WGc6MQ#gid=0

You would have a score of 84.6.

Asshole.

:wink:

If you guys want to have your nuts sucked up to your throats or thereabouts*, watch a few hands of Daniel Negreanu at PokerStars. Follow him on twitter “RealKidPoker”, and wait for his announcements for play at PStars 100/200 NLH in Daniel’s Room.

Those guys buy in for like $60K.

:eek:

*Missy, I don’t know what the analogue for your gender is.

Holy shit. I just saw a $40K pot won by DG and a $60K lost by some guy.

I’m gonna get a new hobby:

Clearly, I have no business in the same activity as him.

But, later he said “Biggest win in that game since I started 118k. Trying to get to 50k hands and see if I can win. 9603 hands played -43k.” So he is still a net loser.

And BTW, PartyPoker wants to give you some free money.

He apparently broke out of his little slump:

Those games are amazing to watch.

Bump, lets get ready to rumble.

I have registered early since I might not be home right at start time. I have to pick my son up from football practice. So if I am not there at the start that is what happened.

i think it is almost time.

Tonight’s results:

  1. Ghost
  2. Peeker
  3. Meeko
  4. Dag
  5. fubbot
  6. Crane
  7. Mental
  8. Missy
  9. Duck
  10. Oslo
  11. Mensa
  12. Red
  13. Frosty
  14. Root

Thanks for posting it, Dag. Good run of cards lately, hope it lasts.

Funniest part of all was that fubbs placed 5th and never showed; he took 5th of 14 by just being blinded off… Maybe there’s something to that shtick Hellmuth pulls?

See you all next week.