Exactly right. I read the first paragraph as given her druthers, she would not have picked 4:30 AM* for the best time to make the beast with 2 backs.
In the second paragraph she told hubby to make it a quickie (I’m guessing she wanted to go back to sleep, can’t say I blame her for that), but when he wanted to extend beyond a quickie she was good with that. When it was all done, she was good with what went down.
Compare that to he sat and played cards on the computer when she made it very clear she was in a romantic mood.
Hubby is a dick.
*In the military such a time is given as Oh four thirty. The oh stands for Oh my god it’s early
Our stepdaughter walked in on us while the wife was fellating me when she was 12. She was just like “Oh my GOD, Mom, I’m never kissing you ever again!”
If you’re as bitter in person as you are here, it’s no wonder she doesn’t want your dick near her mouth. Is there any relationship thread you don’t whine in?
Gotta get 'em early now-a-days or they become all bitter and squishy. Sometimes they’ll even come with a group of small insects. All of these things and more are obviously why you just gotta be ahead of the curve here and go with young’ins.
Ha! Does it have to be sincere? And must the woman be pure of heart? I guess she should.
I didn’t read this thread, but I wanted to comment on something I noticed when I skimmed:
It does not seem totally horrible to me to say, “ok, but you are doing all the work”. I mean, sometimes, I can see how that could be said.
If my normal M.O. is to go all buckwild, sucking to completion, complete with deep throat, riding it like a cowboy till my thighs burn, bending up like a pretzel…if that is my regular M.O., I can see how I can be justified in saying, once in a while, “Hey, if you really want some action when I am this exhausted, you are gonna have to handle the biz.”
Heh. Tell that to my girlfriend. She gets horny at the worst possible time: really fucking early in the morning. I am also not a morning person at all but sometimes I get woken up at the crack of dawn to find her humping my leg and grabbing my cock. Any other time conceivable I would be fine with this, but at that hour even sex does not hold as powerful of a draw as sleep does, and I will usually push her off.
I’m glad someone said that! We got really interested in their social lives. “So, you’re going to your friend’s tonight?” The car leaves, five minutes to make sure no one is returning to get something forgotten, and zoom.
Being an empty nester now has some real advantages.
Something interesting being scheduled a turnoff? Not hardly.
